I'm home today because Little Bit is sick and can't go to school and it sucks because I have an outrageous amount of stuff to get done at work and of course I didn't bring most of what I needed home with me over the weekend and I AM VERY FRUSTRATED AT THE MOMENT.
So here. Have a drabble.
Great concept, poor execution
Jared/Jensen (R)
Word count: 100
Jensen felt this weird prickling touch at his crotch that jerked him right out of a sound sleep. He shouted and flailed and managed to slam his knee straight into Jared’s nose.
“Ow, fuck!” Jared instinctively pushed away with enough force to roll Jensen, buck-naked, right off the bed onto the floor.
“Fuck!” He rubbed at his bruised hip and gripped the edge of the mattress, hauling himself up to glare blearily at Jared. “Warn a guy, why don’tcha?
Jared sat slouched, puppy-eyed, staunching the blood with a pair of boxers. “I was just trying to-“
“Whatever.”
“Happy birthday?”