Don't Sugar Coat It For Her!

[deirdre_c]

Tomorrow I have to produce a semi-final draft of the dissertation. (Still waiting to hear back from one committee member.) My revision to-do list still has 16 items on it.

So what do I do? Post a Top Ten, of course!!!

Comments

[ignipes]

2. Didn’t immediately try to jump Sam’s bones when she got him upstairs alone on a bed, as any red-blooded woman would do.

CLEAR SIGN OF A WOMAN WITH NO PULSE.

[deirdre_c]

Any normal woman would've been on that like Dean on a cocktail weenie. DEAD GIVEAWAY.

[ignipes]

Hee. You said "weenie."

[deirdre_c]

Well, I debated as to whether to use "cocktail" or "Sam's" as the modifer in that sentence. *eg*

[ignipes]

*giggles*

Sam's cock-tail!

*is twelve*

[deirdre_c]

Hey. I knew it was long, but I never thought, you know, tail-length long. Yowza!

[ignipes]

It's a secret that Dean likes to keep for himself. Just because he doesn't want people trying to steal Sam, not because he's jealous, duh.

[deirdre_c]

Dean's Greatest Fear: Sam's abduction by the Porn Circus Gypsies.

[ignipes]

He wouldn't be so afraid of it if it hadn't already happened. Twice. Though he has to admit, he couldn't really argue with their logic when they had Sam in cage in the freakshow.

[deirdre_c]

He's the star attraction!! I mean, there's no amount I personally wouldn't pay if given the opportunity. *ogles*