Title: Perilous Attire Rating: G Characters: Jared/Jensen Words: ~ 150
"No. Absolutely not. I'm not letting you go out on the planet survey dressed like that."
"Like what? Do these pants make my butt look big, Sir?"
"No, that's not it."
"Is the shirt too tight, Sir?"
"What? No. Well..."
"Afraid there might be bulls on this planet... Sir?"
"No! Stop it. Just... you don't want to wear a red shirt on landing-party duty."
"Why not, Sir? I like red. You said red brings out the color of my lips."
"Shhhh - it does - but that's not the point."
"Then, I really don't understand, Captain Ackles."
"Did you not watch Star Trek? Ever? The guy wearing the red shirt rarely survived beyond the second act break. Seventy three percent of the redshirts doesn't make it until the end of the mission!"
"I had no idea. Thanks for saving my life, Sir!"
"You're welcome. No need to kiss me in front of the whole team though."
"Sir, yes Sir! I will take the perilous attire off right now."
"Ahem. Yes. Carry on with the planet survey, team. Security Officer Padalecki and I will remain on the ship to eh... secure things."
Sorry sorry sorry! I've been out of town all week and haven't had a chance to check the meme. But I'm SO EXCITED that you're still adding stories and this one is a delightful contribution!!
No need to kiss me in front of the whole team though.
LOLOLOOLLL. PERFECT. \o/
Thank you for playing, and for your patience that it took me so long to post this.
Rating: G
Characters: Jared/Jensen
Words: ~ 150
"No. Absolutely not. I'm not letting you go out on the planet survey dressed like that."
"Like what? Do these pants make my butt look big, Sir?"
"No, that's not it."
"Is the shirt too tight, Sir?"
"What? No. Well..."
"Afraid there might be bulls on this planet... Sir?"
"No! Stop it. Just... you don't want to wear a red shirt on landing-party duty."
"Why not, Sir? I like red. You said red brings out the color of my lips."
"Shhhh - it does - but that's not the point."
"Then, I really don't understand, Captain Ackles."
"Did you not watch Star Trek? Ever? The guy wearing the red shirt rarely survived beyond the second act break. Seventy three percent of the redshirts doesn't make it until the end of the mission!"
"I had no idea. Thanks for saving my life, Sir!"
"You're welcome. No need to kiss me in front of the whole team though."
"Sir, yes Sir! I will take the perilous attire off right now."
"Ahem. Yes. Carry on with the planet survey, team. Security Officer Padalecki and I will remain on the ship to eh... secure things."
Reply
Reply
Reply
No need to kiss me in front of the whole team though.
LOLOLOOLLL. PERFECT. \o/
Thank you for playing, and for your patience that it took me so long to post this.
Reply
Reply
Leave a comment