Watercress and Quantum Beams
Here's my theory:
Last night, while I was driving home from my parents' place, I was abducted by aliens. They took me to their space laboratory, put me under, and modified my taste buds - possibly by switching them with someone else's, or zapping them with a quantum laser accelerator beam. Then they released me back into the wild, for study purposes. They will undoubtably be re-abducting me at a future date, to collate more data.
It's the only possibility. How else do you explain the facts that:
1) I love red meat.
2) I have always loved red meat.
3) Yesterday, reading the menu for today's business lunch, I knew without a doubt that I would be ordering steak.
4) This morning, re-reading the menu, I changed my mind completely.
5) At lunch today, I absolutely LOVED my cous-cous with pumpkin, beetroot, almonds, and watercress.
Did you catch that last part?
Cous-cous.
Beetroot.
Almonds.
Watercress.
Ewwww......
And I absolutely loved it.
Somewhere in Russia, there's a recently abducted-by-aliens guy, walking around with my tastebuds. And I want them back.
Last night, while I was driving home from my parents' place, I was abducted by aliens. They took me to their space laboratory, put me under, and modified my taste buds - possibly by switching them with someone else's, or zapping them with a quantum laser accelerator beam. Then they released me back into the wild, for study purposes. They will undoubtably be re-abducting me at a future date, to collate more data.
It's the only possibility. How else do you explain the facts that:
1) I love red meat.
2) I have always loved red meat.
3) Yesterday, reading the menu for today's business lunch, I knew without a doubt that I would be ordering steak.
4) This morning, re-reading the menu, I changed my mind completely.
5) At lunch today, I absolutely LOVED my cous-cous with pumpkin, beetroot, almonds, and watercress.
Did you catch that last part?
Cous-cous.
Beetroot.
Almonds.
Watercress.
Ewwww......
And I absolutely loved it.
Somewhere in Russia, there's a recently abducted-by-aliens guy, walking around with my tastebuds. And I want them back.