So...

Feb 15, 2011 15:05

Buffy, Parker*, Sarah Connor, Sam**, Illyria, Leia, Annie***, and Starbuck

face off against

River****, River*****, Chiana, Tru******, Ziva, Beckett*******, Xena, and Toph.

* Leverage
** Stargate
*** Community
**** Doctor Who
***** Firefly
****** Tru Calling
******* Castle

Who wins?

Feel free to go into way too much detail...


Personally, I think Starbuck, Ziva, and Toph would leap into battle while the others were still planning; Parker would try stealing their weapons but have her thoughts read by River, who would do a brilliant job of beating everyone up until Leia rolled her eyes and used a lazer pistol; Buffy, River Song, and Xena would exchange barbed and sarcastic insults, until Illyria lost her temper and eviscerated them all; and then Tru, with her dying breath, would restart the day and begin the whole thing again.

But I could be wrong.

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fight! fight! fight!

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