Post for Mr. Darcy
Dear Mr. Darcy,
Your presence is urgently requested at the estate of one Miss Sibyl of Cumae. The greatest expedience demands your swift arrival at the Cumae residence, marriage to The Sibyl, and subsequent return to Pemberley in the company of your bride. It is recommended that you proceed with all haste to collect the aforementioned party, who eagerly anticipates your appearance. In the event that you are otherwise engaged, Mr. Bingley may be sent in your stead as a suitable replacement. Furthermore, it is requested that you cease to be fictional and completely unrealistic.
The situation requires your immediate attention. Please address this flagrant display of idealism by issuing forth a miracle at the earliest opportunity.
Wistfully,
Miss Sibyl of Cumae
Your presence is urgently requested at the estate of one Miss Sibyl of Cumae. The greatest expedience demands your swift arrival at the Cumae residence, marriage to The Sibyl, and subsequent return to Pemberley in the company of your bride. It is recommended that you proceed with all haste to collect the aforementioned party, who eagerly anticipates your appearance. In the event that you are otherwise engaged, Mr. Bingley may be sent in your stead as a suitable replacement. Furthermore, it is requested that you cease to be fictional and completely unrealistic.
The situation requires your immediate attention. Please address this flagrant display of idealism by issuing forth a miracle at the earliest opportunity.
Wistfully,
Miss Sibyl of Cumae