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I: Arrival

Feb 02, 2009 22:20

[It's dark. Very, very dark. Summoning ethereal swords for a light source seems rather a waste, but it will do for now. The blue, ghostly swords light up the room with a cool blue glow. Vergil stares about his room, taking in the general disarray of things.]

This is too far for a practical joke. Whatever the intent, I am not amused. If this is ( Read more... )

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dis_manibus February 3 2009, 06:28:25 UTC

Vergil?

Verg!

Look, I'll kick your ass for decimating my army later, okay? 'Cause I've got two big problems here.

[female!Dante glares at the hologram of her twin, teeth set on edge]

They're at least D-cups.

dei_irati February 3 2009, 06:30:45 UTC

I was noticing. Put some clothes on, heathen.

dis_manibus February 3 2009, 06:34:52 UTC

I wouldn't put 'em on even if I had 'em.

dei_irati February 3 2009, 06:37:41 UTC

[Wordlessly holds out his coat.]

dis_manibus February 3 2009, 06:38:28 UTC

[wrinkles up her nose]

dei_irati February 3 2009, 06:41:38 UTC

You're putting it on when I find you, whether you like it or not.

dis_manibus February 3 2009, 06:46:14 UTC

It's blue.

dei_irati February 3 2009, 06:49:29 UTC

I'm impressed you remembered the proper word for the color.

dis_manibus February 3 2009, 06:50:58 UTC

If either of us should be PMS'ing, it ought to be me, y'know.

dei_irati February 3 2009, 06:58:23 UTC

[Looks down and raises his eyebrows] I wouldn't mock if you didn't invite it.

dis_manibus February 3 2009, 07:04:04 UTC

[...Dante frowns. Vergil is taller than her.

This is not okay. Twins are supposed to be equal.]

Okay, shut up. Seriously. We're not at home, the sun's green out here, and I haven't checked yet but I'm pretty sure I don't have a dick anymore.

dei_irati February 3 2009, 07:09:16 UTC

[Closes eyes. Takes a deep breath.] Dante. There is such a thing as too much information.

I don't remember stumbling through any interdimensional portals.

dis_manibus February 3 2009, 07:13:27 UTC

What? I thought that'd be obvious, 'cause these---[grasps breasts, kneading the new flesh]---aren't the only thing that's changed.

And I don't remember tripping you through any, either.

dei_irati February 3 2009, 07:17:09 UTC

[Is looking a mite tense] That's very nice. Shut up now.

If you tripped me through any, you'd remember. I'd yank you through with me.

dis_manibus February 3 2009, 07:28:11 UTC

Make me. [she's now exploring her new torso with small hands, settling over her waist and hips]

I think I could totally bear a whale with these hips. Walking's kind of a pain in the ass like this.

dei_irati February 3 2009, 07:31:26 UTC

I'm sure you'll manage. Please grope yourself elsewhere.

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