1. i'm writing a collection of short stories. please ask me how i'm doing on this periodically, so that i feel pressured to keep writing.
2. i am cleaning up the yard of my house. please ask me about this periodically, so that i actually get off my ass and turn our barren plot of dirt into a life sustaining bed of green things that may or may not smell good.
3. holy crap does my job rock. even when it's stressful, it's awesome. maybe i'm a cheesecake, but i feel really blessed to be working with such amazing people, one of whom could set me on fire and the other of whom can run in heels. both dangerous and impressive talents, in my book.
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forbidden fruit creates many jams. i love me some church signs with double entendres.