best synopsis of christianity ever

[dehuman8]

'the belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie, who was his own father, can make you live forever. to live forever you must symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master. he will then remove an evil force from your soul, an evil force which is present in humanity because a rib woman was convinced by a talking snake

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[mickey_murder]

Sounds like a fun club, where do I send my checks?

[dehuman8]

you can put them on my desk.