Cross-bl0rzed!
(Posted on ikis_dragonfist and dehu_complex)
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We're back from Eilat!
Yeah, we didn't post for a long while because we were in Eilat!
Not because we're lazy non-posting asses >>;;
Dehu: that's also why we got so far at project Z0rz ^_^
Ikis: So yeah, we came back from Eilat about a WEEK ago, but whatchagonna do :P
Dehu: "whatchagonna do?", pretend it took us a week to upload the pictures!
Ikis: That's a solution, I guess we could you're an idiot shut up
^^
So anyway. last-last weekend was Ikis' b-day party in Carmiel, and according to tradition, we took some friends there. Gaia, Viz, Krumpet, and Era came, and it was fnu.
Era was especially overwhelmed by the large quantities of meat, since it was his first time there.
So we paaaartied, and played football
Dehu: I am exempt from footballing, So instead Gaia, Era, Krumpet and I went buying CANDY!
(Eating 3 taffy snacks at onse is NOT A GOOD IDEA)
Ikis: And being exempt was probably the wisest idea for me too, seeing as footballing and running around kinda killed my lungs. And I was the freaking GOALIE, dammit. Some shape I'm in ._.
Dehu: you're in perfect shape!
The shape of a circle!
ZING ^^
Ikis:....
So yeah I'm apparently 20 now and I'm no longer a teenager and it stinks cuz I have back problems and no teeth and I keep forgetting things, stuff moves too quickly today anyways. And stop saying nonsense, I'm tellin' ye, you youngsters and all yer loud boom-bang music, it'sh ruined yer EARSH, I say, and- *dies from an Alzheimer seizure*
Dehu: You're talking, I had all that stuff you just mentioned when I was THREE. When I'll be twenty I'll probably be too busy being in advanced levels of DECAY.
Ikis: AND AND AND AND OMFG OMFG GAIA BOUGHT ME THE PRIMA BOF2 STRATEGY GUIDE I WAS LOOKING FOR SINCE 7TH GRADE <3333
So yey us and sunday we flew to Eilat and it was funny and we made fun of everything in sight and drove the stewardess crazy :D
(Stweardess: Would any of you want something to drink?
Ikis: Y'know, let's just speed matters up, just pour the juice straight here.
*holds up the vomit bag*)
Dehu: The whole vacation thing is actually made to relax after trying to OPEN THAT @%*&#!ING PEANUTS BAG
Ikis: So Yeah, we're in Eilat. Hotel Herods. Bestest hotel in israel, probably. But that's just because they serve Salmon Tartar for lunch.
So basically, we have a basic traditional structure for Eilat-ing. We go to the same restaurants every year, because we only have 3 dinners to spend there, and we DO have 3 restaurants we HAVE to go to, because a year is more than enough to start missing that restaurant again :P
Basically, my stomach's main reason to go to Eilat was La Cuccina, an italian restaurant with a BEAUTIFUL design, lovely service, and the best freaking Scallopini in existance.
Dehu: I always marvel at the disturbing lack of safety at the theme park, like their new ride "The Human Slingshot" 0.0
I also like the tattoo parlors that have tattos of "Japanese words" Such as the kanji for "Dog" claiming to be "friend" :/
~So there we were, in a dark cave looking for a certain merchant that possesses the sacred "Magical Dragon Amulets" which we will give to Babyaga who will give us the antidote for the prince that will ,in gratitude, give us the airship so we can get to the island where...Umm. Screw that, we'll just *Wear* them.~
Ikis: So basically there isn't much to WRITE about. Every day was passed Sleeping, going to the 'ool at noon, eating lunch at the hotel, sleeping, taking a shower, eating out, and sleeping. And then sleeping.
....Ok so that was ME, I guess the rest of the family DID do some stuff. Who knows. Not me, I was SLEEPING.
>>
Tuesday was my b-day's real date, so I pretty much wasted all my time reading SMSes and refreshing my LJ to see if I got more comments :P
I know, I'm pathetic o.o
We also ate the legendary Thai corn, and saw Isrotel WOW20005. Chinese acrobats are teh pwn.
Dehu: Yeah right, all you could think about was ~musou~
Ikis: Well they DID seem killable >>;
So it was a nice b-day, even though I was kinda sick near the end. But it passed when I wore my original Twin Dragon Amulet again. It was probably angry at me for buying all those other ones.
Dehu: That was obvious, last time you didn't wear it A WAR STARTED
Ikis: Well SORRY, who could know my un-amulet'd self is so dangerous it can make HIZBALLAH BOMB US o.o
So anyway, Eilat. We also played Clue, since we always play Clue in Eilat. Problem was, we forgot to bring it this time, so...we...kinda...bought another one >> But this edition was way better! and included real nice colored miniatures of the characters. And a little book with "the plot", how cute ^^
So we played Clue, and I won, and also happened to be the murderer. Shit happens, I guess :D
Dehu: I'd know too if I did it (you cheating manga-ka).
Ikis: No one would get that joke >>;
So overall it was a nice vacation. And obviously we took pics.
....Well not that obviously, I usually forget taking pics.
Dehu and the Detergent-Flavoured Wine
Dehu: That one tasted terrible.
...As...opposed to...any...OTHER wine, which, apparently, DOESN'T taste exactly the same.
Teh parents in El Gaucho
Why did we take pics of them, THEY'RE not steaks.
THAT'S a steak, omfg o____o
Dehu: juuuuicy.
Cool time, Pool time~
Ikis: Why DID I let you put your hand on my head like that?
Progressive buffet ornaments
Not edible tho, so, who cares.
Dehu: It's to hide the yuckiness of the hotel food.
La Cuccina
best italian restaurant in the world
Ikis: Great schmeat, they didn't have the Scallopini I was gonna order!! ><
La Cuccina from inside
Pretty~
Strange disformed Lion at the entrance of a chinese restaurant
Ikis: All the chinese are good at is DYING. *Musou Rage*
A nice statue inside some OTHER chinese restaurant, Palms.
Ikis: This one had better food.
Dehu: And better statues.
The Palms, from outside.
Ikis: What, they have shiny electric palms made of lightbulbs because they couldn't affod normal palms? ._.
Chillin'~
Who could possibly resist a GIGANTIC HAMMOCK. OMFG.
Me bothering Dehu with the camera's flash while he's trying to sleep.
Dehu: The sad part is that this is my best picture.
Dehu trying to ride that Trikke thingie
Ikis: Its revolutionary design makes it possible to break BOTH YOUR LEGS in ONE FALL :D :D
Fish.
The salesman in that store showed us how she passes time in the store - beating the fish up with the aquarium-cleaning-thingie.
Fish.
In a...slighty different and less lucky form.
Dehu: and tastier.
Salmon Tartar si be the (expensive) shit.
Piannoying.
Dehu: Not letting me play is one thing, but LETTING THE INVISIBLE AUTOMATIC MAN PLAY IS JUST PURE EVIIIL!
Ikis: Um, yeah, Dehu kinda has problems with programmed Pianos >> But they could at least not LOCK the piano's cover so we could at least see the keys move on their own, otherwise what's awesome about the automaticness? the MUSIC?...o.o Put on a disc, dammit o.o
Dehu: And it was playing stupid disney songs, too!
Ikis: Now you're just jealous ^^
Various magical Dragon amulets
For 15 NIS each, get yours today!
The room
packing.
The Kings' City
It's pretty, but it IS nothing but a stupid overly-glorified theme park.
Theme parks are stupid.
Insert money.
Not promising anything in return, tho.
Basically it's a machine that can take your money, and if you really want, you can press some button to get it back.
The President...s.
Ikis: You can't see it, but on the table there was a really awesome and expensive-looking Condenser Mic. And we could totally just TAKE it just then.
Neko-Sama!
Neko-Sama and Dehu!
Neko-Sama on Dehu's Left shoulder!
Neko-Sama on Dehu's Right Shoulder!
Neko-Sama on Dehu's middle head!
Yey b-day.
Ikis: I...um....took away some of the candles off the cake and THEN made with the blow offingness of the remaining candles.
Having 21 candles on your cake is EMBARASSING >>;
So that's about it. Thursday we took a plane back, Dehu and the rest of the family went home, while I went to CLOSE THE WEEKEND IN THE ARMY ._. But, I brought m'book with me, the History and Culture of Traditional Japan, and read it ALL~ now I'm working on the next chapter, History and Culture of MODERN Japan. It's fnu, I get to actually know stuff that has anything to do with the truth, rather than Samurai movies.
Tsuyu to oki
tsuyu to kienan
wagami kana
naniwa no koto wa
yume no mata yume...
So I was in the army a little, and now I'm not, and it's a long weekend and I have NO ONE TO MEET BECAUSE EVERYONE'S CLOSING so I guess I'll just play Wild ARMs. yey~
Dehu: I, on the other hand, met with people at Moria wich was transformed to a pedestrian-only street (midrahov) for one night, and saw The porcupines.
Yesterday was fun. I passed out after Gym lesson and instead of going home I stayed for Biotechnology lesson (Stupid me) where I had to read an article that actually contained the following sentence: "Antocianines are Flavonoids in Glycozidic form." YEAH, um, that's...language. 0.0
SO, because this is a post that belongs both to Ikis' AND Dehu's blogs, you get both a Sign of the day AND a Quote of the Day.
Ikis: Chupartem, kmo she'omrim.
S'emek. Stop me before I write that crap ><
Dehu: S'emek indeed.
That's a crapload of ARROWS.
Where am I supposed to DRIVE to, DAMMIT?! #_@
--------------
~Quote of the Day~
"I CALL SHOTGUN! Step away from the front seat!"
"I don't HAVE to call, I'm the girlfriend, I get an automatic shotgun!"
"An...automatic...Shotgun. The mind boggles *-*"
w0000000000000t
We're back from Eilat!
Yeah, we didn't post for a long while because we were in Eilat!
Not because we're lazy non-posting asses >>;;
Dehu: that's also why we got so far at project Z0rz ^_^
Ikis: So yeah, we came back from Eilat about a WEEK ago, but whatchagonna do :P
Dehu: "whatchagonna do?", pretend it took us a week to upload the pictures!
Ikis: That's a solution, I guess we could you're an idiot shut up
^^
So anyway. last-last weekend was Ikis' b-day party in Carmiel, and according to tradition, we took some friends there. Gaia, Viz, Krumpet, and Era came, and it was fnu.
Era was especially overwhelmed by the large quantities of meat, since it was his first time there.
So we paaaartied, and played football
Dehu: I am exempt from footballing, So instead Gaia, Era, Krumpet and I went buying CANDY!
(Eating 3 taffy snacks at onse is NOT A GOOD IDEA)
Ikis: And being exempt was probably the wisest idea for me too, seeing as footballing and running around kinda killed my lungs. And I was the freaking GOALIE, dammit. Some shape I'm in ._.
Dehu: you're in perfect shape!
The shape of a circle!
ZING ^^
Ikis:....
So yeah I'm apparently 20 now and I'm no longer a teenager and it stinks cuz I have back problems and no teeth and I keep forgetting things, stuff moves too quickly today anyways. And stop saying nonsense, I'm tellin' ye, you youngsters and all yer loud boom-bang music, it'sh ruined yer EARSH, I say, and- *dies from an Alzheimer seizure*
Dehu: You're talking, I had all that stuff you just mentioned when I was THREE. When I'll be twenty I'll probably be too busy being in advanced levels of DECAY.
Ikis: AND AND AND AND OMFG OMFG GAIA BOUGHT ME THE PRIMA BOF2 STRATEGY GUIDE I WAS LOOKING FOR SINCE 7TH GRADE <3333
So yey us and sunday we flew to Eilat and it was funny and we made fun of everything in sight and drove the stewardess crazy :D
(Stweardess: Would any of you want something to drink?
Ikis: Y'know, let's just speed matters up, just pour the juice straight here.
*holds up the vomit bag*)
Dehu: The whole vacation thing is actually made to relax after trying to OPEN THAT @%*&#!ING PEANUTS BAG
Ikis: So Yeah, we're in Eilat. Hotel Herods. Bestest hotel in israel, probably. But that's just because they serve Salmon Tartar for lunch.
So basically, we have a basic traditional structure for Eilat-ing. We go to the same restaurants every year, because we only have 3 dinners to spend there, and we DO have 3 restaurants we HAVE to go to, because a year is more than enough to start missing that restaurant again :P
Basically, my stomach's main reason to go to Eilat was La Cuccina, an italian restaurant with a BEAUTIFUL design, lovely service, and the best freaking Scallopini in existance.
Dehu: I always marvel at the disturbing lack of safety at the theme park, like their new ride "The Human Slingshot" 0.0
I also like the tattoo parlors that have tattos of "Japanese words" Such as the kanji for "Dog" claiming to be "friend" :/
~So there we were, in a dark cave looking for a certain merchant that possesses the sacred "Magical Dragon Amulets" which we will give to Babyaga who will give us the antidote for the prince that will ,in gratitude, give us the airship so we can get to the island where...Umm. Screw that, we'll just *Wear* them.~
Ikis: So basically there isn't much to WRITE about. Every day was passed Sleeping, going to the 'ool at noon, eating lunch at the hotel, sleeping, taking a shower, eating out, and sleeping. And then sleeping.
....Ok so that was ME, I guess the rest of the family DID do some stuff. Who knows. Not me, I was SLEEPING.
>>
Tuesday was my b-day's real date, so I pretty much wasted all my time reading SMSes and refreshing my LJ to see if I got more comments :P
I know, I'm pathetic o.o
We also ate the legendary Thai corn, and saw Isrotel WOW20005. Chinese acrobats are teh pwn.
Dehu: Yeah right, all you could think about was ~musou~
Ikis: Well they DID seem killable >>;
So it was a nice b-day, even though I was kinda sick near the end. But it passed when I wore my original Twin Dragon Amulet again. It was probably angry at me for buying all those other ones.
Dehu: That was obvious, last time you didn't wear it A WAR STARTED
Ikis: Well SORRY, who could know my un-amulet'd self is so dangerous it can make HIZBALLAH BOMB US o.o
So anyway, Eilat. We also played Clue, since we always play Clue in Eilat. Problem was, we forgot to bring it this time, so...we...kinda...bought another one >> But this edition was way better! and included real nice colored miniatures of the characters. And a little book with "the plot", how cute ^^
So we played Clue, and I won, and also happened to be the murderer. Shit happens, I guess :D
Dehu: I'd know too if I did it (you cheating manga-ka).
Ikis: No one would get that joke >>;
So overall it was a nice vacation. And obviously we took pics.
....Well not that obviously, I usually forget taking pics.
Dehu and the Detergent-Flavoured Wine
Dehu: That one tasted terrible.
...As...opposed to...any...OTHER wine, which, apparently, DOESN'T taste exactly the same.
Teh parents in El Gaucho
Why did we take pics of them, THEY'RE not steaks.
THAT'S a steak, omfg o____o
Dehu: juuuuicy.
Cool time, Pool time~
Ikis: Why DID I let you put your hand on my head like that?
Progressive buffet ornaments
Not edible tho, so, who cares.
Dehu: It's to hide the yuckiness of the hotel food.
La Cuccina
best italian restaurant in the world
Ikis: Great schmeat, they didn't have the Scallopini I was gonna order!! ><
La Cuccina from inside
Pretty~
Strange disformed Lion at the entrance of a chinese restaurant
Ikis: All the chinese are good at is DYING. *Musou Rage*
A nice statue inside some OTHER chinese restaurant, Palms.
Ikis: This one had better food.
Dehu: And better statues.
The Palms, from outside.
Ikis: What, they have shiny electric palms made of lightbulbs because they couldn't affod normal palms? ._.
Chillin'~
Who could possibly resist a GIGANTIC HAMMOCK. OMFG.
Me bothering Dehu with the camera's flash while he's trying to sleep.
Dehu: The sad part is that this is my best picture.
Dehu trying to ride that Trikke thingie
Ikis: Its revolutionary design makes it possible to break BOTH YOUR LEGS in ONE FALL :D :D
Fish.
The salesman in that store showed us how she passes time in the store - beating the fish up with the aquarium-cleaning-thingie.
Fish.
In a...slighty different and less lucky form.
Dehu: and tastier.
Salmon Tartar si be the (expensive) shit.
Piannoying.
Dehu: Not letting me play is one thing, but LETTING THE INVISIBLE AUTOMATIC MAN PLAY IS JUST PURE EVIIIL!
Ikis: Um, yeah, Dehu kinda has problems with programmed Pianos >> But they could at least not LOCK the piano's cover so we could at least see the keys move on their own, otherwise what's awesome about the automaticness? the MUSIC?...o.o Put on a disc, dammit o.o
Dehu: And it was playing stupid disney songs, too!
Ikis: Now you're just jealous ^^
Various magical Dragon amulets
For 15 NIS each, get yours today!
The room
packing.
The Kings' City
It's pretty, but it IS nothing but a stupid overly-glorified theme park.
Theme parks are stupid.
Insert money.
Not promising anything in return, tho.
Basically it's a machine that can take your money, and if you really want, you can press some button to get it back.
The President...s.
Ikis: You can't see it, but on the table there was a really awesome and expensive-looking Condenser Mic. And we could totally just TAKE it just then.
Neko-Sama!
Neko-Sama and Dehu!
Neko-Sama on Dehu's Left shoulder!
Neko-Sama on Dehu's Right Shoulder!
Neko-Sama on Dehu's middle head!
Yey b-day.
Ikis: I...um....took away some of the candles off the cake and THEN made with the blow offingness of the remaining candles.
Having 21 candles on your cake is EMBARASSING >>;
So that's about it. Thursday we took a plane back, Dehu and the rest of the family went home, while I went to CLOSE THE WEEKEND IN THE ARMY ._. But, I brought m'book with me, the History and Culture of Traditional Japan, and read it ALL~ now I'm working on the next chapter, History and Culture of MODERN Japan. It's fnu, I get to actually know stuff that has anything to do with the truth, rather than Samurai movies.
Tsuyu to oki
tsuyu to kienan
wagami kana
naniwa no koto wa
yume no mata yume...
So I was in the army a little, and now I'm not, and it's a long weekend and I have NO ONE TO MEET BECAUSE EVERYONE'S CLOSING so I guess I'll just play Wild ARMs. yey~
Dehu: I, on the other hand, met with people at Moria wich was transformed to a pedestrian-only street (midrahov) for one night, and saw The porcupines.
Yesterday was fun. I passed out after Gym lesson and instead of going home I stayed for Biotechnology lesson (Stupid me) where I had to read an article that actually contained the following sentence: "Antocianines are Flavonoids in Glycozidic form." YEAH, um, that's...language. 0.0
SO, because this is a post that belongs both to Ikis' AND Dehu's blogs, you get both a Sign of the day AND a Quote of the Day.
Ikis: Chupartem, kmo she'omrim.
S'emek. Stop me before I write that crap ><
Dehu: S'emek indeed.
That's a crapload of ARROWS.
Where am I supposed to DRIVE to, DAMMIT?! #_@
--------------
~Quote of the Day~
"I CALL SHOTGUN! Step away from the front seat!"
"I don't HAVE to call, I'm the girlfriend, I get an automatic shotgun!"
"An...automatic...Shotgun. The mind boggles *-*"