Almost over...

May 06, 2004 12:51

School is almost over. One week left. YAY!
This means, abotu two weeks left until 'Full-time Employment' Oh JOY!

But, no really. I need a full-time job.

So, Reactivated my fiendship mode.
Cyciling back into the system, less school to be concerned with.
Less needing to be at home to be concerned with.

Going to be playing more biliiards now... Got free time... yeah... sounds like a plan... Especially SINCE I AM ADDICTED!

Oh yes...

Not going to be thinking about shit that sucks anymore.
Just going have to be more like, fuck that shit.

potato, potato

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I have no reason to let life get me down anymore. Forget that...fuck that shit. Just going to live it up, chicken nuggets.
And even though
... succubus ...
.....
I never can have any sort of peace at home... or not walk into my apt. at any point of time and not feel a wave of negative energy encompassing all who pass through the entry way door
.....
I will just be like... shit... you know what layne, Today was fucking great
'I hated today more than life itself -layne'
... TODAY was so damn good, that my boss gave me a rimjob... oh hell yeah.. life rules
'there are so few little things in life that can ever make one person.... blah balh balh... '
yeah... um... wrong. There is so much shit. Just try it.

I been letting your dark shroud of fake sorrow bring me down for far too long. Just going to return to being myself and ignoring negative fucks ... whom ever it may be at any point in time ... around me.. and just continue living life to the fullest.
That includes gaming more than possibly could be healthy...
OH HELL YEAH!! FOR GAMING!!
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BEDAZZLE, BEDAZZLE!

Sharyn, you were right, I LOVED THE NEW EPISODE of SouthPark, with the little minorites from the future.
It was especially good.
Dey Derk uR JEEobs!
ahh yes.
Favorite scene was the pimped out spic mob- i mean... nig mobi- ... i mean 'future people' mobile, with hydraulics and bumping beats and TECHNO...cool assed futuristic TECHNO BLASTING OUT ITS ASS...and by ass i completely, fully, 100%, most certainly, primarily, almost, sort of, maybe, kind of, simliar to, probably not at all mean
ANUS!!!
....anus blood....

chicken sandwhich?

Saw BIN!...HOLY SHIT... I SAW BIN! and holly too
BUT BIN! holy crap hey.

Yes colleen, I agree... much chilling with shaz and all. I have been fealing the same was. I miss shaz, and well.. want to kidnap him for a while.

I almost thougth about driving out to your hous en bedford i had forgotten how... but jsu tnow thinking about it... i rememberred how to get there if I go by don's house.

So.... more free time.. no more school. Re-initializing out with friends chilling mode... aka Rebooting life.

Sharyn, I blame the niggers for the fact that you have a curfew, and i also blame Tony [Losing his license] for you not being here to fully elaborate as to why it is ok to blame 'the niggers' for you being 'curfewed'.... it's kind of like..being 'jewed' isn't it. If put in the proper context it is, such as
[Biggotry 101 -Professor DeMatteo]

"I can't go out, my parents won't let me... curfew" -bitch.
"My, aren't your parents jewing you completely" - Professor Biggot.

or
"You guys can't stay over tonight, my parents suck" -fucker.
"Correction, We are not allowed to stay here this evening because of your parents inate ability to jew you" - Prof. B. Lovingsworth.

orrrr
"Hey, we gotta roll now or my parents won't let me go" -Running Bitch.
"That is thinking, they can't jew you up, if you are half-way out of the door" - Prof. Didally Faunsworth.

Sharyn YOU rock, I wish you were her talking about nigs right now.

Britt, stop getting grounded. heh... aka, start being able to go out.
also.... stop having a curfew. lol... all of which are mostly out of your control.

~0.2~

There is quite possibly nothing better than, animals in tighly sealed packages... sold for less than $10.00 at supermarkets.
Think aobut that the next time you have a 10 pund chicken in your hands and you can just imagine how much FUN it must be to be the guy with the job of running the machine that stuffs there butts in a bag and seals it... one, after another, after another, after another...
BAHAHAA... omg... must be a some shitty job.
... but also... sounds slightly entertaing.
Like the evil-car commercial, that kills the cat.

holy shit... that was amazing, and wonderful all in on eneatly wrapped tightly sealed package (of a dead animal)

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HOLY CRAP! a brilliant idea I had just now.

and it sounds like this...
PRESS PRESS PRESS PRESS... PRESS PRESS PRESS PRESS... [like meow mix commercial diddy]
and it is explained like this:

Dead Baby Packaging factory's. We could sell them to Bears and Deer like ...bartering with them, for fur and such. It would be a rather profitable market... bartering with the animals with our dead babies...

...neatly stuffed into a plastic bag sealed airtight and with labels on it. Oh god yeah. I can see myself rolling in the G's now, for having come up with this concept.

HOLY SHIT!!!.. BABY SNATCHING UNDERGROUND MAFIA RING!!... just for illegal product placement with the baby-packaging companies [ which of course are legitamate establishemnts with permits and everything ]...
omg...

just think of it.
think of the possibilities.
Brave New World
~0.2~ : )

pss... OMG.. every stand up comedian in the world would use them for their dead baby JOKES!!... OMG I AM A MILLIONAIRE!

Dead Babies :)
~0.2~
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