Trekkies!

Jan 18, 2007 18:14

I'm addicted to posting once again.

The following is mostly for Angela, who mentioned Trekkies today (Mike referred me to it):



David Wu has no shame...or he's just fucking hilarious.

On another note,  a small oriental man, about age 30, was working out in the Rec Center yesterday.  He was dressed in a nice pair of brown slacks, a yellow and brown plaid flannel shirt, eye glasses, smiley face socks, and shoes similar to these:




In many respects, he resembled William Hung.  Anyway,  I was doing Leg Extensions while he was using the bench press machine.  Note that "using" in William Hung's vocabulary means, "sitting there, pushing my left nostril in over-and-over again while not lifting at all."  As I finished Leg Extension, I headed to Pec Fly.  To my chagrin, Mr. Hung beat me to it.  I thought, "Fine, I'll just wait."  I did every other lift I had to do: squats, calves, two ab machines, shoulders, triceps, and rows.  The guy hadn't done a SINGLE set yet.  He sat on one machine for 45 minutes, looking at himself in the mirror, and repeatedly pushed in his left nostril.

At the 45 minute mark, however, he did one set of four or five reps with 1 plate loaded.  I guess he had to pump air from his nostril into his bulging pecs before he could rattle that gnarly set off.  As someone over X-mas break said, "It was butt."

Once the machine was free, another guy jumped on it before me, but he was considerate enough to let me use it in between sets.
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