Mar 21, 2006 08:25
Hi Ya'll -
I'm a neurotic, malnourished foreigner with no subtitles - Goat's milk spills from my pores like buttery aftershave, afterbirth, afterworld - afternoon. I'd win in a contest to be your best friend, and I'd be covered in froth and rabid as a bad characature of Kujo.
I would like to be on a game show - I would like to win final jeopardy and sneer at Alex Trebec's impecable ability to verbalize other worldly languages - He should be tied to a pack of ravenous lunatics and shown the business end of a horse's ass.
There was no more room in the cupboard. There was no room for jello.
Pollo Loco.
Snazy Gene