Well, I love you. And I know why. And I'm sorry. But, I think it's understandable...
I don't think I can make you feel better, mostly because I know you and know that that not how these things work. But...I can leave you a quote and a joke. Because that's what I can do.
"The world breaks us all. Afterward, some are stronger at the broken places." Ernest Hemingway
and now for the joke.
So there's this old man who hates everyone and lives out in the middle of nowhere. One day he is sitting around, watching tv and there is a knock on the door. Angered, he gets up, storms to the door, throws it open, looks left, looks right, sees no one. Infuriated, he slams the door and goes to sit back down. 20 minutes later, there's another knock. He goes again, faster this time, throws the door open, looks left, looks right, no one. He goes back over to the tv, fuming. 20 minutes later, another knock sounds. He runs to the door, throws it open, looks left, looks right, looks down, and there's a snail.
Seeing red, he grabs the snail and throws it as hard as he can away from his door.
3 months later, there's a knock at the door. He walks over, opens the door, looks left, looks right, looks down, and there is the snail, who looks up at him and says, "...what the hell was that all about?"
Hahahahahaha, ok I thought it was really funny. :) <33333333 miss you.
I don't think I can make you feel better, mostly because I know you and know that that not how these things work. But...I can leave you a quote and a joke. Because that's what I can do.
"The world breaks us all. Afterward, some are stronger at the broken places." Ernest Hemingway
and now for the joke.
So there's this old man who hates everyone and lives out in the middle of nowhere. One day he is sitting around, watching tv and there is a knock on the door. Angered, he gets up, storms to the door, throws it open, looks left, looks right, sees no one. Infuriated, he slams the door and goes to sit back down. 20 minutes later, there's another knock. He goes again, faster this time, throws the door open, looks left, looks right, no one. He goes back over to the tv, fuming. 20 minutes later, another knock sounds. He runs to the door, throws it open, looks left, looks right, looks down, and there's a snail.
Seeing red, he grabs the snail and throws it as hard as he can away from his door.
3 months later, there's a knock at the door. He walks over, opens the door, looks left, looks right, looks down, and there is the snail, who looks up at him and says, "...what the hell was that all about?"
Hahahahahaha, ok I thought it was really funny. :) <33333333 miss you.
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