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Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In March I ruled Iran as a cruel and heartless dictator (-700 points). In April on a flight to Colorado Springs, I stole the emergency flight information card (-40 points). Last Sunday I set somageek's puppy on fire (-66 points). Last week I had a shoot-out with rival gang lords on the 5 near LA (-76 points). In February I ruled Canada as a kind and benevolent dictator (700 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-182 points). For Christmas I deserve a spanking!
Sincerely,
defyordinary