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Mad lib thing I filled out from here.
Describe the most squishy and fluffy experience you have ever had with a love interest.
I want to get you a Valentine's Day present. Should it be a(n) miniature condom or a pile of puppies, and why?
Time for a Valentine's Day fantasy. Do you prefer making love to Idina Menzel in a hot tub full of chai tea, or spending a romantic evening seducing Johnny Depp with a(n) brawny fish? Explain your choice.
Why is Valentine's Day a better holiday than Samhain? Why is it worse than Beltaine?
Which is sexier and why: coins or lotions?
Would you rather eat a chocolate candy full of lollipops or spice girls cds, and why?
Two potential love interests use pickup lines on you at a bar. One says, "You look like you could use a spice girls movie. I've got one back at my place that we can get stoned all night long." The second says, "If you like the way my eyeball looks, you should feel me layering your tongue with it." Which line sweeps you off you feet and into the bedroom?
You have to design the most popular Valentine's Day sex toy of the year by combining a(n) ipod, a(n) sheba and a plate of gold coast chocolate ice cream(s). Give us the final marketing pitch for the product.
Armed with only a(n) crooked water baby and a swimming gingerbread, describe how you would seduce the object of your affections.
I already know you are to sexy for your shirt, but are you too sexy for faeries?
Describe the most squishy and fluffy experience you have ever had with a love interest.
I want to get you a Valentine's Day present. Should it be a(n) miniature condom or a pile of puppies, and why?
Time for a Valentine's Day fantasy. Do you prefer making love to Idina Menzel in a hot tub full of chai tea, or spending a romantic evening seducing Johnny Depp with a(n) brawny fish? Explain your choice.
Why is Valentine's Day a better holiday than Samhain? Why is it worse than Beltaine?
Which is sexier and why: coins or lotions?
Would you rather eat a chocolate candy full of lollipops or spice girls cds, and why?
Two potential love interests use pickup lines on you at a bar. One says, "You look like you could use a spice girls movie. I've got one back at my place that we can get stoned all night long." The second says, "If you like the way my eyeball looks, you should feel me layering your tongue with it." Which line sweeps you off you feet and into the bedroom?
You have to design the most popular Valentine's Day sex toy of the year by combining a(n) ipod, a(n) sheba and a plate of gold coast chocolate ice cream(s). Give us the final marketing pitch for the product.
Armed with only a(n) crooked water baby and a swimming gingerbread, describe how you would seduce the object of your affections.
I already know you are to sexy for your shirt, but are you too sexy for faeries?