this could be destiny, oh, sweetheart.
What do you think of me, iPod?
"Narc" - Interpol. Lovely, my iPod has some very dirty thoughts. But it's hopelessly in love with me, which is nice.
Will I have a happy life?
"The Way" - Fastball. Uh oh.
What do my friends really think of me?
"Losing my Religion" - R.E.M. GREAT. They think I'm self-centered.
Do people secretly lust after me?
"She's a Rebel" - Green Day. At least they look upon me with fondness.
What does [insert significant other] think of me?
"Just a Girl" - No Doubt. Hmm. I guess Trenton thinks I need to be babied because I'm a girl..? Not really.
How can I make myself happy?
"Look What You've Done" - Jet. Suppose this means I have to admit what I've done wrong and make it up to people?
What should I do with my life?
"Shiver" - Maroon 5. HAVE SEX?!
Why must life be so full of pain?
"Pygmy Motorcycle" - Smoosh. They're saying it's because people hide away and don't let others get to them.
How can I maximize my pleasure during sex?
"Talk about the Passion" - R.E.M. HA. I have to have PASSION in bed!
Will I ever have children?
"River" - Joni Mitchell. Things aren't looking good in that area.
Will I die happy?
"Dead Man's Hill" - Indigo Girls. Suppose so!
Can you give me some advice?
"Lesson in Survival" - Joni Mitchell. Definitely!
What do you think happiness is?
"Man on the Moon" - R.E.M. Awww!
What's your favorite fetish?
"The World You Love" - Jimmy Eat World. HAHAHAHA.