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Me: Mommmmyyy there's NOTHING TO EAT IN THE FRIDGE.
Mommy: Yeah there is.. Look at all the swiss cheese. Don't you see it?
Me: yes. I see it.
Mommy: Well?
Me: Well. there is nothing to eat.
Mommy: Want some cheese?
Me: No.
Mommy: okay. *eats swiss cheese*
Me: WE NEVER HAVE ANYTHING EXCEPT SWISS CHEESE.
Mommy: Your dad spent so much money on this cheese.
Me: WHY ARE WE SPENDING MY COLLEGE MONEY ON SWISS CHEESE? AND I'M HUNGRY.
Mommy: Want some cheese?
Me: No.
Mommy: okay. *eats swiss cheese*
Welcome to life in my family.
All I want is some normal food.
Instead I have a fridge that I SWEAR ONLY has swiss cheese in it.
Mommy: Yeah there is.. Look at all the swiss cheese. Don't you see it?
Me: yes. I see it.
Mommy: Well?
Me: Well. there is nothing to eat.
Mommy: Want some cheese?
Me: No.
Mommy: okay. *eats swiss cheese*
Me: WE NEVER HAVE ANYTHING EXCEPT SWISS CHEESE.
Mommy: Your dad spent so much money on this cheese.
Me: WHY ARE WE SPENDING MY COLLEGE MONEY ON SWISS CHEESE? AND I'M HUNGRY.
Mommy: Want some cheese?
Me: No.
Mommy: okay. *eats swiss cheese*
Welcome to life in my family.
All I want is some normal food.
Instead I have a fridge that I SWEAR ONLY has swiss cheese in it.