I learned a lesson in.....something
So yeah. I don't know. This thing will probably die like DL. But it's kinda cool because it's not like many people I know read it, so there's no need for posturing and all that good shit that comes from being too commercial.
Anyway, I'm at the gym and I'm changing back into my clothes and this girl comes up, her locker is beside mine, and just whips her towel off like it's nothing....like she's not completely naked. Ok, maybe I just had a prudish moment, but most girls will just look at the floor and change clothes quickly while hiding behind whatever item they're preserving their modesty with. I mean, I thought I was hot shit for strutting in a towel, but OH NOOOOOO! Heh. The thing is, um...how to say this without sounding egotistical and lame....um...well the thing is, she's totally not hot. Yes, I was checking out her body, no I don't have a problem admitting that. It's kinda hard not to when I had to walk past her anyway, and then her reflection was in the mirror as I'm gussying up. Anyhow, she obviously goes to the gym for a reason, just like the rest of us. Got rolls just like the rest of us (except not because the girls at Ohio State are ridiculous, fucking skinny bitches who go to the gym to look cute, ugh!). Anyway, girl's got some extra baggage, and looking at her, I felt like I was definitely looking good to what I've been looking like.
But who was the one walking around naked?!?!? See, there's the lesson. Cajoles.
Anyway, I'm at the gym and I'm changing back into my clothes and this girl comes up, her locker is beside mine, and just whips her towel off like it's nothing....like she's not completely naked. Ok, maybe I just had a prudish moment, but most girls will just look at the floor and change clothes quickly while hiding behind whatever item they're preserving their modesty with. I mean, I thought I was hot shit for strutting in a towel, but OH NOOOOOO! Heh. The thing is, um...how to say this without sounding egotistical and lame....um...well the thing is, she's totally not hot. Yes, I was checking out her body, no I don't have a problem admitting that. It's kinda hard not to when I had to walk past her anyway, and then her reflection was in the mirror as I'm gussying up. Anyhow, she obviously goes to the gym for a reason, just like the rest of us. Got rolls just like the rest of us (except not because the girls at Ohio State are ridiculous, fucking skinny bitches who go to the gym to look cute, ugh!). Anyway, girl's got some extra baggage, and looking at her, I felt like I was definitely looking good to what I've been looking like.
But who was the one walking around naked?!?!? See, there's the lesson. Cajoles.