Arnolds Schwarzeneggers pizza delivery

Jun 07, 2002 01:25

Hello, you've reached arnolds pizza shop, im not here now, im out killing pepperoni.
If you want to reach me, if you want a pizza, i dont care cause im not here! Cant you realize that Idiot!! But, if you need a pizza sometime during the next few days. I can have it delivered to you, or maybe i will staple it to you. I dont care what you want on it, everything comes with pepperoni and with 9mm bullets on it. If you dont like it, i don't care cause you will see one anyhow. The only difference is maybe the 9mm bullets will be in a gun or maybe it will be on your pizza. If you dont fuck around, i'll give you good pizza. If you do fuck around, i'll take a pepperoni and punch it through your head. So, if you want mushroom shut up. If you want broccoli, what the hell is broccoli anyway?! Shut up with the broccoli! If you want something crazy like a pineapple I’ll kill you! If you like pepperoni and bullets, you’ve come to the right place. If not you’re an idiot who deserve to die. So leave your name, number, serial number, how tall you are, radio susceptible to inesthesis, and if you are. I’ll come over, maybe I’ll give you a pizza, maybe I’ll break off your arm.
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