Funny stuff
I love my Luke. ALOT. But i came across this on Myspace and i thought it was pretty funny. So fill it out and give me a good laugh.
OFFICIAL BOYFRIEND APPLICATION
NAME:
AGE:
SEX:
HEIGHT:
WEIGHT:
EYE COLOR:
HAIR COLOR/STYLE:
Why are you interested in dating me:
What positive things do you think you can bring to my life:
PLEASE ANSWER YES OR NO TO THE FOLLOWING
Do you like metal/grind/hardcore and/or classic rock music:
Do you like to cuddle for extended periods of time and watch shows on TV:
Can you deal with incessant complaints about work-related issues and be soft and supportive when I needs it:
Do you enjoy lots and lots of kinky sex:
Do you have a tendency to make homemade baked goods for people:
Do you like Cherry Coke:
Do you like cheese:
Have you ever been convicted of a felony:
Have you ever made love to a man:
Do you consume red meat [eww]:
Do you have a tight butt:
Are you clinically insane/blind/crippled/disabled/mentally retarded/incontinent/or currently seeking therapy for mental problems:
[if you answered yes to this question, you may stop filling this out right now, and discard of it immediately.]
Do you like anal intercourse:
Thank you for filling out the application. Any answers on this application are voluntarily given by you; they can and will be held or rubbed against you. We expect to be inundated with applications, so please expect a response [if you're lucky enough] within 7-10 business days. If you do not hear from us, that means that unfortunately, you did not make the cut, but feel free to try again.
OFFICIAL BOYFRIEND APPLICATION
NAME:
AGE:
SEX:
HEIGHT:
WEIGHT:
EYE COLOR:
HAIR COLOR/STYLE:
Why are you interested in dating me:
What positive things do you think you can bring to my life:
PLEASE ANSWER YES OR NO TO THE FOLLOWING
Do you like metal/grind/hardcore and/or classic rock music:
Do you like to cuddle for extended periods of time and watch shows on TV:
Can you deal with incessant complaints about work-related issues and be soft and supportive when I needs it:
Do you enjoy lots and lots of kinky sex:
Do you have a tendency to make homemade baked goods for people:
Do you like Cherry Coke:
Do you like cheese:
Have you ever been convicted of a felony:
Have you ever made love to a man:
Do you consume red meat [eww]:
Do you have a tight butt:
Are you clinically insane/blind/crippled/disabled/mentally retarded/incontinent/or currently seeking therapy for mental problems:
[if you answered yes to this question, you may stop filling this out right now, and discard of it immediately.]
Do you like anal intercourse:
Thank you for filling out the application. Any answers on this application are voluntarily given by you; they can and will be held or rubbed against you. We expect to be inundated with applications, so please expect a response [if you're lucky enough] within 7-10 business days. If you do not hear from us, that means that unfortunately, you did not make the cut, but feel free to try again.