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deformiwhats

007 ♬ video/action; the weirdest of the weird

Oct 31, 2009 12:40

[Doing his usual waltzing through the streets thing, looking for clients.]

♪ When grandmama whose age is eighty
In night clubs is getting matey with gigolo's,
Anything Goes. ♪

[OOC: firstly: thank you to the beautiful person who gave this account a gift certificate! you're such a sweetie, whoever you might be ;) (now someone's going to have to ( Read more... )

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whattingawhat October 31 2009, 17:10:25 UTC

...Okay

You know I had things to do today, Lorne. I was going to paint the living room. What's the sitch here? Apocalypse? Hell dimension? Can we not have one of those and could we get this over by say...six?

deformiwhats October 31 2009, 17:14:17 UTC

Wow, the City's pulling out all the stops for me today, I'll have to show my appreciation. No worries, Tiny Titan, you'll be out of here at the end of the day. Me, on the other hand? I get to stay for as long as they decide.

whattingawhat October 31 2009, 17:23:26 UTC

...yeah like we're going to let that happen.

I guess I'll put on my big girl tiara, call Cleveland and figure out how to bust you out.

And? I know Angel is like super pissed at me right now and all grumblely over House but I'm so kicking his ass for not calling me and telling me you've been kidnapped.

deformiwhats October 31 2009, 17:28:13 UTC

Aww you say the sweetest things!

Well, apparently he didn't even realize I was gone, so there's that fun tidbit of info.

whattingawhat October 31 2009, 17:51:19 UTC

...So now I kick his ass twice as hard. I was going to go easy on him for the whole insane asylum thing. Because you know Buffy's been there before NO big deal, right? Right. Whatever.

You tell him that...tell him that Forever really doesn't work anymore because Mr. 'Oh I'm gonna live FOREVER' doesn't understand that meaning of FOREVER is 'GET BUFFY OUT OF THE CRAZY HOUSE'

Further more, tell him that Greg understands forever and remind him that YES he's human.

deformiwhats October 31 2009, 18:00:18 UTC

I...what? You were in an asylum and nobody came to find you!? Oh, and we call ourselves your friends? For shame! For shaaame!

whattingawhat October 31 2009, 18:03:57 UTC

My point SO very exactly.

deformiwhats October 31 2009, 18:14:22 UTC

I'm sorry on behalf of all of us, General Choo. Seriously, that's just unacceptable. Was there even an apocalypse going on or anything?

whattingawhat October 31 2009, 18:20:52 UTC

Your apologies are accepted and you're now the only one I'm not angry at.

We got some really bad PR because of Harmony. The public thinks we're the bad guys now aaaaaaand so Giles made the executive decision that it would be BETTER for our public image if they left the crazy, murdering, insane head honcho in the nuthouse.

BTW the nuthouse in question is run by a secret organization that wants us to go down. They drugged me out of my mind and had me convinced none of this was real.

So yes, but I don't think it was much of a defense. I could play dead for the public instead of crazy.

deformiwhats October 31 2009, 18:33:07 UTC

Oh, goodie, I'm missing all the fun. That had to be horrendous in there, and if Giles really thought that it was a good idea to let you rot, we're going to have some strong words.

You shouldn't have to play anything for anyone. Strong words.

whattingawhat October 31 2009, 18:40:30 UTC

Jack says Greg and Giles had an Old Man Fight. I'm sort of sorry I missed it.

Okay and yeah...I think it's pretty bad. We're all staying very low key.

deformiwhats October 31 2009, 18:54:57 UTC

Aww, the Doc knight in shining armor'd for you? Really?

Probably for the best, though.

whattingawhat October 31 2009, 19:16:16 UTC

He really, really did. He checked himself into 27 asylums before he found me. Then he created a huge distraction so I could bust out of there. I'm sorta living with him and Wilson right now.

Yeah, it is. I just don't like the way everyone is being sacrificed for it. Faith's on the run with Twigboy.

deformiwhats October 31 2009, 19:25:39 UTC

Wait we're talking about the same Grumpy Old Doctor, right? Greg? This is major! Like, major major!

Really, now? Wow, I'm missing all of the good gossip!

whattingawhat October 31 2009, 19:40:26 UTC

Tell me about it. He says good people shouldn't be wasted and I was being wasted there. I think...maybe there's a little more to it. Or maybe I just hope there is?

Yeah. They're in Vegas right now but I think unless things go sideways there...and you can never tell with Faith...she's going to hide out at his place. I mean she's pretty much got the best cover ever as long as he doesn't blow it.

deformiwhats October 31 2009, 19:46:56 UTC

Buffy, my love. You're beautiful and smart but right now you're being a little dense. Of course there's more to it! Twenty-seven asylums! Almost thirty! Hello? The guy's head over heels at least!

That's good to hear. I hope she stays on the strong path. For her and everyone else's sakes.

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