007 ♬ video/action; the weirdest of the weird

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[Doing his usual waltzing through the streets thing, looking for clients.]

♪ When grandmama whose age is eighty
In night clubs is getting matey with gigolo's,
Anything Goes. ♪

[OOC: firstly: thank you to the beautiful person who gave this account a gift certificate! you're such a sweetie, whoever you might be ;) (now someone's going to have to

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[notajackie]

Ooooh, I know this one!

♪When mothers pack and leave poor father
Because they decide they'd rather be tennis pros,
Anything Goes♪

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Oh, doll, you don't know how happy I am to hear that!

♪ If driving fast cars you like,
If low bars you like ♪

[notajackie]

Elle Woods.

♪If old hymns you like,
If bare limbs you like♪

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♪ If Mae West you like
Or me undressed you like ♪

Nice to meet you! I'm Lorne, and might I say you've got some gorgeous pipes on you!

[notajackie]

♪Then nobody will oppose♪

Tch! You're too sweet.

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You make it easy! Now, are you just popping in for our little Halloween activities, or can I happily expect to hear more of you?

[notajackie]

Strictly a limited engagement, sorry. For now, at least.

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I'm admittedly sorry to hear that. Have you been enjoying the City? As creepy as it is, it's actually a nice place.

[notajackie]

Oh, I've been here before. Something about walls, and breaking them. It's almost like a tradition, now!

...It's a very nice... whatever it is. A little lacking in valet, but so is the east coast.

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Then, I suppose a welcome back is in order! Oh, the fourth wall business, right. A little confusing and it hurts my poor little brain to make sense of it.

Oh, you speak the truth darling! Had you been to the Opera House? I've been meaning to visit, check out the acoustics but I just haven't found an opportunity.

[notajackie]

You're so much nicer than everyone else I talk to. People here are very cranky. They should have jazzercise available to the general public.

Harvard really should have been in LA. And no! I just kind of... pop in, grab a coffee, try and spread some cheer then just... pop out.

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I've come to accept that not everyone can be a cheerleader. It's up to happier people to keep things moving along and I'm glad to do it most of the time.

Ooh Harvard, huh? Pipes, beauty and brains! I'll warn the boys about you!