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Ten Top Trivia Tips about Alyssa!

1. A cluster of bananas is called a hand and consists of 10 to 20 bananas, which are individually known as Alyssa.
2. A thimbleful of Alyssa would weigh over 100 million tons.
3. Alyssa can eat up to four kilograms of insects in a single night.
4. Alyssa is the smallest of Jupiter's many moons.
5. In a pinch, the skin from a shark can be used as Alyssa.
6. In Ancient Egypt, people wore glittery eyeshadow made from the crushed shells of Alyssa!
7. Alyssa cannot be detected by infrared cameras.
8. Alyssa is 1500 years older than the pyramids.
9. Over 46,000 pieces of Alyssa float on every square mile of ocean.
10. Some birds use Alyssa to orientate themselves during migration.