Comments | defnotholy: I am the Ruler of Masturbation

defnotholy

I am the Ruler of Masturbation

Apr 23, 2008 01:28

I made croissants! Anyone want any? ^^

ilu

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methodicmurmur April 23 2008, 05:47:58 UTC

...Do you have coffee to go with the croissant?

defnotholy April 23 2008, 05:50:07 UTC

Not over public journals I don't. Want to see?

methodicmurmur April 23 2008, 06:30:31 UTC

...I might.

What is with your title?...

defnotholy April 23 2008, 06:32:27 UTC

Good! The cafeteria then hun.

Hmm? What do you mean? Oh~ I can skillfully masturbate. I wish I could teach on how to~

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reachthesummit April 23 2008, 06:00:33 UTC

I don't think I should accept anything from you.

defnotholy April 23 2008, 06:01:43 UTC

Why not? They're good I promise! The best chef on this campus.

reachthesummit April 23 2008, 06:28:23 UTC

Maybe just one.

defnotholy April 23 2008, 06:32:53 UTC

Come on down! ♥

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2nd_chance_now April 23 2008, 06:03:18 UTC

I'll try one?

defnotholy April 23 2008, 06:10:11 UTC

Surely! In the cafeteria.

2nd_chance_now April 23 2008, 14:04:16 UTC

I'll head that way then.

defnotholy April 23 2008, 17:40:55 UTC

♥

kiss_and_a_wink April 23 2008, 06:03:46 UTC

I'd love anything made with those hands~♥

defnotholy April 23 2008, 06:11:00 UTC

♥~ If only you knew how skillful I am with those hands. Nfu!

kiss_and_a_wink April 23 2008, 06:15:29 UTC

Oh, I can imagine~♥

defnotholy April 23 2008, 06:18:35 UTC

Can you?

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momofuzz April 23 2008, 06:15:51 UTC

No thanks. With a title like that, I'd be weary of the frosting.

defnotholy April 23 2008, 06:19:19 UTC

Oh pu-lease? Who, with class, would do such an ignorant thing to good food?

momofuzz April 23 2008, 06:24:43 UTC

They do it in porn.

defnotholy April 23 2008, 06:34:11 UTC

They get paid thousands to do it in porn; and I bet the food isn't even good.

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