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[deflower_you]

Mental note: Never underestimate little shark bastards. Since when were inline skates fucking weapons? I didn't even show up armed. (There's a clever joke about rollarBLADES somewhere in there, but I sure as fuck don't have enough nicotine in my system to think of it

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[b_button]

Are you okay, Mister?

[deflower_you]

I'm fine, kid. It would take a hell of a lot more than that to knock me out for the count.

[b_button]

Oh, that's good then!

[deflower_you]

Starting to think nothing short of a nuke could kill me, either.

I'm Youji, what's your name, kid?

[b_button]

That just means you are really tough!

I'm!.... I can't tell you I'm sorry!

[deflower_you]

I can't help that badassary is a byproduct of being an assassin for so long.

C'mon, you can tell me. Youji-niisan is good at keeping secrets.

[b_button]

Badassary?

No no I really can't tell you! It's totally a HUGEEEE secret!

[deflower_you]

The state of being hardcore.

Really, I won't tell a soul. They couldn't torture it out of me.

[b_button]

What does Hardcore mean.

But it's suppose to be a secret!

[deflower_you]

Means I'm awesome.

What good is a secret if you can't share it?

[b_button]

Oh! Okay.

Secrets are suppose to be secret silly.

[deflower_you]

It can still remain a secret, even if you tell someone. Like me. Kinda weird just calling you "kid."

[b_button]

You can come up with a nickname!

[deflower_you]

Sorry, I only give nicknames to girls. And I don't think "sugar tits" would suit you.

[b_button]

What are tits? Are they really made out of sugar?

[greenofpallet]

I changed my mind. Back to work.