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Two more gems from Shit My Dad Says:
"Does anyone your age know how to comb their fucking hair? It looks like two squirrels crawled on their head and started fucking."
"You're like a tornado of bullshit right now. We'll talk again after your bullshit dies out over someone else's house."
"Does anyone your age know how to comb their fucking hair? It looks like two squirrels crawled on their head and started fucking."
"You're like a tornado of bullshit right now. We'll talk again after your bullshit dies out over someone else's house."