Rottnest
Tut, tut, tut where is Joske?? Why is she not being a nerd like me and sitting on her computer/laptop and typing like crazy. She will be soon or she will be dying. I, on the other hand, have an excuse. Hurray for my Rottnest experience, which indeed was an experience. Here is a list of some of the many things i learnt at Rotto.
1. If sharks stop swimming for more than 10 minutes they will die.
2. Claras mum likes to embarrass her and Amy in front of people
3. Claras mum doesn't use the microwave and is really funny about it.
4. Al and Lou are the slowest riders ever.
5. Mum is Speedy Gonzalez on her new fancy pants bike.
6. Dad's bike sounds like old furniture
7. Am's rice smelled funny
8. Am hired a TV...WTF??!! Who hires a TV on Rotto??
9. Britt is cool
10. Our BMX trail is cool
11. Me and Britt are awesome on the BMX bike trail we made up
12. Alex and Lou have seen my parents naked (dont even ask)
13. Pirate boy is a retard
14. Pirate boy and his gang are funny
15. WIENIE IS AWESOME!! LONG LIVE WIENIE!!
Meh, that'll do for now. Now i shall blabber on about my Rottnest experience. My Rottnest Existence. In short.
Ok, so we had front row Longreach (!). Eeeeeee. And we have front row Geordie (!) next year at the same time. So anyway, first it was just me and the rents. Scary. I had to do the dishes. Very scary.
Sunday i think it was Dad and I went up the lighthouse. It was awesome. Really windy and scary but awesome. the guide was telling Dad about all the enjineering and stuff and I wasn't listening haha. We named the guide Dad's new best friend.
Millie came on Monday and we made a huge beach lady with huge tits. No seaweed pubes though. unfortunately. And while we were building her this plane kept coming in and landing then taking off at the airport. It was funny.
Then Britt and Am and Clara and Amy and Jenny came on Wednesday. Mill moved in with them instead of being with us. We went to the movies and saw She's the Man which was awesome. Amy stupidly left her pillow there. Duh. And when we got off the bus they didn;t know how to get home. How hard is that?
Thursday. Al and Lou came. Me and Dad went for a big long ride around Parker Point and those places. It was cool. Thursday was hilarious.
Friday it was raining. Mill and Britt and Clara and Amy went and played mini-golf without us. How rude. then we went to the fun park and played air hockey for like an hour and wasted all our money. I bough about 20 ears. Yum. Britt and I made up the coolest BMX bike trail thing and it was so cool. Friday night we met these boys and one of them wore a jumper that had Pirate on the back. So we named him Pirate boy. And we talked and laughed at him and his gang. They kept riding past and one of them fell off his bike. We laughed.
Saturday Mill, Britt, Amy, Clara, Am and Jenny left. Saturday we rode to West End. We saw whales and seals and dolphins and heaps more. It was awesome. We also found a new osprey nest that had a baby in it! Eeeeeeeeeee.
Then Sunday we went home. Home again, home again jiggidy jig.
Classic quotes of Rotto:
- One of the random Pirate cronies - Well you're a homosexual! I looked it up in the dictionary!
- Me: if you had any sense, you'd go for his balls!
- Pirate Boy: Did you enjoy you're ramming? Alex and Lou: Who the fuck are you? Pirate Boy: It's me. Pirate boy. Don't you remember, from last night. *gets all embarrassed etc*
- Millie and Me: Shuttup Wienie!
OMFG! I never said Goodbye to Wienie!!!!!!!!! *dies*
Ahhh well thats my life for the past week. Twas awesome.
xx
1. If sharks stop swimming for more than 10 minutes they will die.
2. Claras mum likes to embarrass her and Amy in front of people
3. Claras mum doesn't use the microwave and is really funny about it.
4. Al and Lou are the slowest riders ever.
5. Mum is Speedy Gonzalez on her new fancy pants bike.
6. Dad's bike sounds like old furniture
7. Am's rice smelled funny
8. Am hired a TV...WTF??!! Who hires a TV on Rotto??
9. Britt is cool
10. Our BMX trail is cool
11. Me and Britt are awesome on the BMX bike trail we made up
12. Alex and Lou have seen my parents naked (dont even ask)
13. Pirate boy is a retard
14. Pirate boy and his gang are funny
15. WIENIE IS AWESOME!! LONG LIVE WIENIE!!
Meh, that'll do for now. Now i shall blabber on about my Rottnest experience. My Rottnest Existence. In short.
Ok, so we had front row Longreach (!). Eeeeeee. And we have front row Geordie (!) next year at the same time. So anyway, first it was just me and the rents. Scary. I had to do the dishes. Very scary.
Sunday i think it was Dad and I went up the lighthouse. It was awesome. Really windy and scary but awesome. the guide was telling Dad about all the enjineering and stuff and I wasn't listening haha. We named the guide Dad's new best friend.
Millie came on Monday and we made a huge beach lady with huge tits. No seaweed pubes though. unfortunately. And while we were building her this plane kept coming in and landing then taking off at the airport. It was funny.
Then Britt and Am and Clara and Amy and Jenny came on Wednesday. Mill moved in with them instead of being with us. We went to the movies and saw She's the Man which was awesome. Amy stupidly left her pillow there. Duh. And when we got off the bus they didn;t know how to get home. How hard is that?
Thursday. Al and Lou came. Me and Dad went for a big long ride around Parker Point and those places. It was cool. Thursday was hilarious.
Friday it was raining. Mill and Britt and Clara and Amy went and played mini-golf without us. How rude. then we went to the fun park and played air hockey for like an hour and wasted all our money. I bough about 20 ears. Yum. Britt and I made up the coolest BMX bike trail thing and it was so cool. Friday night we met these boys and one of them wore a jumper that had Pirate on the back. So we named him Pirate boy. And we talked and laughed at him and his gang. They kept riding past and one of them fell off his bike. We laughed.
Saturday Mill, Britt, Amy, Clara, Am and Jenny left. Saturday we rode to West End. We saw whales and seals and dolphins and heaps more. It was awesome. We also found a new osprey nest that had a baby in it! Eeeeeeeeeee.
Then Sunday we went home. Home again, home again jiggidy jig.
Classic quotes of Rotto:
- One of the random Pirate cronies - Well you're a homosexual! I looked it up in the dictionary!
- Me: if you had any sense, you'd go for his balls!
- Pirate Boy: Did you enjoy you're ramming? Alex and Lou: Who the fuck are you? Pirate Boy: It's me. Pirate boy. Don't you remember, from last night. *gets all embarrassed etc*
- Millie and Me: Shuttup Wienie!
OMFG! I never said Goodbye to Wienie!!!!!!!!! *dies*
Ahhh well thats my life for the past week. Twas awesome.
xx