GOSSIP GIRL'S BACK WHAT NOW.
Just a few things, not like a recap or anything.
1. BETTE DAVIS EYES OMFG HOW BRILLIANT WAS THAT. I COULDN'T STOP LAUGHING AND THINKING HOW AMAZING IT WAS. Oh GG, how did I ever go without you? (...is it totally weird of me to be too thrilled that it was Serena who said it? God, my Bleighton colors are showing.)
2. Then I remembered how ridiculous it could be sometimes when suddenly "Rachel" and Dan are STAR-CROSSED LOVERS. Wtf. How is that possible when 1 episode ago Dan was wondering how Serena dared to accuse him of being with her? Please.
3. SEE ABOVE RE: Chuck & ELLE'S ROMANCE. (I keep wanting to say "Sasha" -- SOUTH OF NOWHERE IS INVADING. Also, uhh, I realize how bad her acting skillz are now that she's with people who are, uh, good actors.) LOLOLOL. All of a sudden they're ~lovers~ with some ~powerful, deep, beautiful emotions~ and he's giving her ~his heart~. Ahahahahaha what?
4. Serena, you have the worst taste in guys ever that's why you should stop dating them.
5. ...I...thought Nate/Vanessa was cute?
6. Rofl at the part in the play with Blair and Dan trying to talk to each other through their lines. Also rofl at the fact that EVERYONE WE KNOW was in it. Yeah GG, okay.
7. SERENA HOW COULD YOU LEAVE BLAIR SITTING THERE WTF.
8. BLAIR: D: D: Why are you sad? Also, "Rachel" totally deserved, like, death or something. No quiero angstyyy Blair. WTH IS WRONG WITH YALE.
1. BETTE DAVIS EYES OMFG HOW BRILLIANT WAS THAT. I COULDN'T STOP LAUGHING AND THINKING HOW AMAZING IT WAS. Oh GG, how did I ever go without you? (...is it totally weird of me to be too thrilled that it was Serena who said it? God, my Bleighton colors are showing.)
2. Then I remembered how ridiculous it could be sometimes when suddenly "Rachel" and Dan are STAR-CROSSED LOVERS. Wtf. How is that possible when 1 episode ago Dan was wondering how Serena dared to accuse him of being with her? Please.
3. SEE ABOVE RE: Chuck & ELLE'S ROMANCE. (I keep wanting to say "Sasha" -- SOUTH OF NOWHERE IS INVADING. Also, uhh, I realize how bad her acting skillz are now that she's with people who are, uh, good actors.) LOLOLOL. All of a sudden they're ~lovers~ with some ~powerful, deep, beautiful emotions~ and he's giving her ~his heart~. Ahahahahaha what?
4. Serena, you have the worst taste in guys ever that's why you should stop dating them.
5. ...I...thought Nate/Vanessa was cute?
6. Rofl at the part in the play with Blair and Dan trying to talk to each other through their lines. Also rofl at the fact that EVERYONE WE KNOW was in it. Yeah GG, okay.
7. SERENA HOW COULD YOU LEAVE BLAIR SITTING THERE WTF.
8. BLAIR: D: D: Why are you sad? Also, "Rachel" totally deserved, like, death or something. No quiero angstyyy Blair. WTH IS WRONG WITH YALE.