Not What You Think
Ok, just for the record, this is not an erotic, pornographic, or otherwise inappropriate photograph of me. No, that is not a bra strap, and no, all that black next to it is not just my hair. It was a sleeveless black dress with thick black straps that were outlined in white. Three people, all male, have asked how much I was wearing when I took that picture. I was wearing plenty, thank you.
I miss you, Jon. My lip-glossed lips miss you. And I promise I'll send your things sometime this week. Hopefully.
It is a good picture, though...