Who would have thought?!

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So I've heard the Oregon drivers test is tricky, so I figured I'd read through the manual at least once to refresh my mind on laws and such and I found it to be HILARIOUS. For example, you should know that it is illegal to join a funeral procession you are not originally a part of

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You have to take the written test (which is on the computer) and pay 10 bucks. Then pay 56 dollars to get a license. Oh, and you have to pay 21 dollars to have an emissions test done which is stupid to me because my car is brand new and certified to be low emission, so why do I need this test already? It's just a ploy to make money I'm sure. Then it's going to be over 120 dollars to register my car and get two plates since they have plates on the front and back of thier cars. Why, I don't know! I can't figure out why some states have one and some have two. I really like Portland so far, but at times it seems like they want to charge people to go outside and breath. I mean, you can't get anything accomplished here without paying some sort of fee. I've never seen anything quite like it.

I also have to take two classes totalling around 50 bucks to be able to work in this cafe. Anybody that works with food whether it's burger king or a 5 star restaurant has to pay for these classes, I guess. I mean, I've worked with food of some type for 6 years and never heard of anyone except maybe management having to do any sort of testing.

Again, I think it's all a ploy to make money because it's all online. Like, it's not even a real class. You just read this stuff online and then take a test and then you print out your own certification. I mean, that's money right into someone's pocket, you know? Oh well. I gotta do what I gotta do. I may be poor and on welfare by the time I leave Oregon, but oh well. haha. Just kidding.