It's 5 AM.

May 02, 2008 05:04

My alarm doesn't normally go off until 8 or 9 AM on a Friday. It's 5 AM. I've been up since about 3:30 AM with horrid cramps. I hate being a girl. If I thought I could perform a hysterectomy on myself without dying, I WOULD.

This is what I have to say about being a girl and having cramps/nausea/pain:




I never ended up seeing the doctor before I lost my health insurance because life thinks it's funny to mess with me. It took me forever to get an appt and then the morning of my appt when I only had two days left on my insurance, they tell me the doctor is sick. It was all just one big mess and ugh.

Anyways, I'm putting my two weeks in at Godiva. I can't do the sales thing. I am not a sales person and I refuse to harrass people in order to get them to buy things or sign up for something I think is a waste. I guess I thought the job would be different than it is. Whatever. I'll just return to the summer job I've had since birth (or so it seems). They pay me better and treat me better anyways and I get to wear comfortable sneakers, which is always a plus in my book.

The drugs I took an hour ago for my cramps don't seem to be doing anything. They never do. Am I the only one who doesn't seem to get the relief the bottle of drugs says it's going to give you?? I mean, I've tried every "cramp/PMS/Being a girl blows" medication there is and none of them do shit. It's a conspiracy to take money from women. Extra Strength Tylenol has actually been the only thing that has SORT OF helped. Instead of feeling like I'm going to constantly throw up and die, I just feel like I'm going to constantly throw up and die slightly less.
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