In case you didn't believe the last post...Here's proof!
So yes, as you all read in the last post, I went with my mom (yes, my MOTHER) to see Chippendales last Thursday night. It was great fun minus the headache and pain my body has been suffering with over the past 48 hours. I don't really know what to say about it except that it was a bunch of buff guys dancing in bow ties and underwear to various songs such as "Grease Lightning." (Which had to have been my favorite part!)
There was a hot, shirtless bartender dude that kept my long island iced teas flowing, which led me to be drunk enough to not have the ability to walk in anything that could possibly be considered a straight line. It was pretty sad, because I was pretty much tanked by the time I got the chance to stick dollar bills in a guys underpants, which I can't really remember clearly.
The Chippendales men would basically come out wearing various outfits (military, firefighters, cowboys, etc..) and then rip thier shirts off, causing the women to cheer and whistle and go into a frenzy (which apparently I'm very good at so says my mom).
All in all, it was so much fun. I don't do fun (and kind of crazy) things like this often enough!
Oh, this picture below is the guy I got to stick dollar bills in his man panties. HAHA. :o)
After the show, my mom took me through a whataburger drive thru and told me to eat something. I managed to snap these lovely photos of myself....obviously shitfaced. Yeah. I know you've always wanted to see up my nose.
Oh, and I bought a t-shirt from the guy I stuck dollar bills in his man panties too!
And this is apparently what a hangover looks like.
The End.
There was a hot, shirtless bartender dude that kept my long island iced teas flowing, which led me to be drunk enough to not have the ability to walk in anything that could possibly be considered a straight line. It was pretty sad, because I was pretty much tanked by the time I got the chance to stick dollar bills in a guys underpants, which I can't really remember clearly.
The Chippendales men would basically come out wearing various outfits (military, firefighters, cowboys, etc..) and then rip thier shirts off, causing the women to cheer and whistle and go into a frenzy (which apparently I'm very good at so says my mom).
All in all, it was so much fun. I don't do fun (and kind of crazy) things like this often enough!
Oh, this picture below is the guy I got to stick dollar bills in his man panties. HAHA. :o)
After the show, my mom took me through a whataburger drive thru and told me to eat something. I managed to snap these lovely photos of myself....obviously shitfaced. Yeah. I know you've always wanted to see up my nose.
Oh, and I bought a t-shirt from the guy I stuck dollar bills in his man panties too!
And this is apparently what a hangover looks like.
The End.