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[defiant_rage]

[For few moments, loud infuriated screaming can be heard. It is clearly an alien language. Its owner carries on for a good while before he realizes that his surroundings do not look like those of his race, but rather human… albeit in a style even more primitive than what he has come to expect. Once he realizes this, he starts talking in English.

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[pimp_hat]

Dat ain't be da way to ask fuh sometin'.

[defiant_rage]

When an Arbiter asks, he receives. Those who resist forfeit their lives, for my judgment is divine.

[pimp_hat]

But joo nevah said please.

[defiant_rage]

[More strange dialect. He grows weary of this.]

Would you bother with pleasantries when dealing with those who have brought you here against your will, forced you to stay, and stolen your possessions?

[pimp_hat]

Nevah know if don't work till joo be tryin'.

[defiant_rage]

[He huffs a bit-- he can't recall the last time he's bothered trying to be polite.]

You speak in a manner similar to that "Moai". You must be a Troll, too.

[pimp_hat]

[At least this one didn't call him Jamaican.]

Hit da nail on da head. Someone give da mon a prize. Dis one be no fool.

[defiant_rage]

[Don't worry, Ripa here doesn't even know what "Jamaica" is.]

As I told the other one, I have no quarrel with Trolls. I simply warn you: do not try to impede my usurpation of the captain of this ship.

[pimp_hat]

Mon I don't be carin' whatchu be doin' on dis boat, but Redd be mine and I be da one who gonna be guttin' dat pig.

[defiant_rage]

[The Arbiter grunts. Interesting. From what he's seen, these Trolls have motives similar to his own.]

The humans seem to think he is something to be feared. I do not see how.

[pimp_hat]

No, he just be anoddah target on my list.