I don't wanna go I don't wanna go!
So, I had to be taken to the hospital today by ambulance. I collapsed at work from severe pain in my stomach. After I left, my coworker was telling me that some of the people there thought my cries of "I don't wanna go to the hospital...Don't you call an ambulance" meant I was frightened by them. Not at all. What I am frightened by is the fucking bill they are going to send me! Even though I have decent insurance, you know this is still gonna cost me anywhere between $400 and $1000. Sheesh!
Next time, please just let me writhe in pain on the floor until it passes (which it eventually did).
Next time, please just let me writhe in pain on the floor until it passes (which it eventually did).