"Hi, I'm Neville Longbottom, and I will be your dashing yet humble hero during your stay here at Hogwarts: Under Evil Management."
This is why Dumbledore's Army made a huge comeback. Not because of evil and torturous professors, but because of this. Most of the members, I am convinced, were female, or gaaaaay. Because honestly? What male left at Hogwarts (not in Slytherin) would not be gay for this? If I were a dude, I'd totally do him.
More substantial posts to follow (read: as soon as I am feeling less lethargic). I just felt the need to share this pic.