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8 Rockets Fired :: Brrrrrr. [Voice. English]

Feb 06, 2010 17:39

Time to button up your jackets, kiddies. I haven't seen snow like this since '47! Lean-to isn't going to hold up in this so I've had to relocate myself to a more secure location down here in Horton's lobby. There's a fire* here if anyone needs to warm up ( Read more... )

snow sucks, where's the kid, listen up, soldier yells at you!

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meet_the_scout February 8 2010, 04:41:41 UTC

*HAH-CHOO!!*

[Voice] defendnhills February 8 2010, 04:49:23 UTC

God bless you.

[A pause before he realizes who this is. Then an overwhelming rush of Oh-thank-GOD-there-you-are-your-not-frozen-somewhere! Soldier is both relieved and happy but like he's gonna show THOSE emotions!]

WHERE the HELL have you BEEN, PRIVATE?! Out sledding? Making igloos? I'm of half a mind to EAT YOU when the food runs out!

[Voice] meet_the_scout February 8 2010, 05:16:39 UTC

Thanks... Um- so I ain't dead, okay? But-
[The comm fizzles just a little bit]
Where are you?! I don't even know when the heck this started happenin'- I went to sleep an' when I woke up it looked like a fuzzy TV!

F-f-f-freezin'..!

Re: [Voice] defendnhills February 8 2010, 05:24:59 UTC

I'M back at BLU base, eating lobster and soaking in the hot tub--WHERE DO YOU THINK I AM?!

Horton. Lobby. With a fire. Where are you?

[Voice] meet_the_scout February 8 2010, 05:33:10 UTC

I DON'T FREAKIN' KNOW- I was thinkin'a goin' back to the hospital but I changed my mind and kinda got lost! I can barely see crap! Seriously, this snowstorm is like- bird shit on a paper plate! ...in a snowstorm!

Horton- dammit, Sahge, I don't even know how fah I am from that place! That's like- a couple streets, right?

[Voice] defendnhills February 8 2010, 05:59:09 UTC

It's across from the church. Can you see that? For BLU's sake boy, get inside a building!

1/2 meet_the_scout February 8 2010, 06:08:54 UTC

[Have some nice crunchy noises as he runs as fast as he can through the snow. ...And fatigues much quicker from trudging through it, and being chipped. Eventually he gets around to answering.]

[Voice] meet_the_scout February 8 2010, 06:09:22 UTC

O-okay, man. I'm INSIDE A BUILDING, HEY HO, HUP TEN-TWO!

[Voice] defendnhills February 8 2010, 06:11:31 UTC

Good start. Any idea where you are NOW?

[Voice] meet_the_scout February 8 2010, 06:20:21 UTC

A uh... winter... wonderland..?

[Cut me a break, man, I don't know jack!]

That icon. It wins... something, IDK. defendnhills February 8 2010, 06:32:42 UTC

[This is Soldier completely frustrated with you and hanging up.]

[...then coming back 15 seconds later.]

DO YOU THINK THIS IS A JOKE?!

1/2 AGAIN meet_the_scout February 8 2010, 07:00:26 UTC

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Hullo? Hul-lOOOooooh... Just great, Sahge, hang up on my like a pissy girlfriend! I got a mind ta--

[Oh wait you're back. Even though Scout would have kept talking anyway.]

OH YEAH, HA-HA-HA-HA-HA, IT WAS SO FREAKIN' FUNNY! I made it snow and everything just so I could pull it off! I'm the Funny Man, y'know! Cuz like, I can see through all this blindin' white crap!

[Scout spins around angrily and throws himself down on a busted bench, kicking his foot against the back of... another bench? ...Wait.]

meet_the_scout February 8 2010, 07:01:18 UTC

...This is a pew.

...

This is the church. I'm in the church.

...Awkward.

[Voice] defendnhills February 8 2010, 07:15:01 UTC

[As soon as the word "church" is out of your mouth, Solly is making his way towards the lobby door, pulling his jacket around himself tightly.]

Get over here before I come over there and drag you MYSELF!

[Voice] meet_the_scout February 8 2010, 07:29:19 UTC

Oh, what're you gonna do, bucko, tan my hide? Oooohoohoo...

[You can just HEAR the sarcastic finger wiggles.]

Aright, aright, I'm comin', jeez. Gonna at least stick your big head out so I can see where I'm goin'?

[Voice] defendnhills February 8 2010, 20:35:12 UTC

I'll use your HIDE as firewood! [A pause.] SCOUT. If there's any trash or broken wood over there, bring it with you. IF YOU CAN HANDLE USING YOUR ARMS AND LEGS AT THE SAME TIME.

[You can hear the wind pick up as Soldier opens the door and steps outside. The things he does for you, kid!] GAH! Blasted snow...! Now GET OVER HERE.

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