THIS IS WHY I’M FAT

May 03, 2009 11:50

ITEM [via Def Agent lorilori ]: Behold the terrible spectacle of food designed to throw yr health under a bus, collected for yr persusal on this site: This Is Why You’re Fat.

bluesgirly  may wish to look away now.

Sample item: The Thunderdome!



Three stacks of bacon, sausage, elk meat, onions and cheese between tortillas all topped with sour cream, two fried eggs and scallions.

The thing is, that actually sounds kinda tasty. A lot of the items on there do, at least to meat-eaters like me. And I’m hardly one to point the finger at obese people, being 50 pounds overweight myself - though to my credit, I used to be 110 pounds over. And one way I shaved 60 pounds off was to STOP EATING THINGS LIKE THE THUNDERDOME!

At least all the time. And at one sitting. Seriously, most of the dishes here I couldn’t possibly finish in one shot. A Thunderdome would last me a few days. And I’m pretty sure I wouldn’t want the rest after the first day.

Which is progress for the likes of me.

That said, there’s quite a few items on TIWYF that I don’t think I’d have wanted to try even when I was less health-conscious. Deep-fried White Castle burgers come to mind. Or deep-fried pepperoni pizza. Or the deep-fried banana split. To name a few.

Anyway, it’s a great jaw-dropping collection of things that are undeniably bad for you. But it is missing one thing: the monstrosity that is the Bacon And Cheese Stuffed Pizza Burger.




[Glommed from Def Agent puffdoggydaddy ]

It’s a giant burger stuffed with bacon and cheese with two pepperoni pizza as the “bun”.

Yes.

Nomnomnom,

This is dF

uncle meat, we need food

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