DR LOVE IN THE TIME OF CORONAVIRUS
A play in one act
Dr Love [Gene Simmons]: There are no bills, there are no fees.
CDC: That’s very generous, Dr Love, you’re a shining example to -
Dr Love: Baby, I know what your problem is.
CDC: Well, you should wait for the test result to be -
Dr Love: The first step of the cure is … a kiss!
CDC: What? No.
Dr Love: I got the cure yr thinking of.
CDC: NO YOU DO NOT. STOP THAT RIGHT NOW.
Dr Love: HA!
CDC: [maces Dr Love]
Dr Love: Ooooooooooooo!
[siren SFX and curtain]
Don't you know you'll be in misery,
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Dr Love [Gene Simmons]: There are no bills, there are no fees.
CDC: That’s very generous, Dr Love, you’re a shining example to -
Dr Love: Baby, I know what your problem is.
CDC: Well, you should wait for the test result to be -
Dr Love: The first step of the cure is … a kiss!
CDC: What? No.
Dr Love: I got the cure yr thinking of.
CDC: NO YOU DO NOT. STOP THAT RIGHT NOW.
Dr Love: HA!
CDC: [maces Dr Love]
Dr Love: Ooooooooooooo!
[siren SFX and curtain]
Click to viewDon't you know you'll be in misery,
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