Sep 17, 2007 18:32
A successful lawyer by the name Peter Banning,
became engrossed in his work
Lost touch with the family,
So whatcha gunna do if i kidnap Jack and Maggie?
With your suit and you tie,
without happy thoughts to let you fly?
well say goodbye to England
say hello to Neverland
it's time to recover the hero had been.
wake up in a port where pirates steal ya shoes,
Your children are bait and this ain't no time to lose
yah head,
and it's said that your physical condition is worth what hook is dishin,
the dissin,
your only hope left is to listen
to Tinkerbell,
Three days aint bad to re-learn the spell?
until you fell in a Lost Boy's hell,
they can't believe your the Pan,
the man in green that flies above the sand,
Rufio won't let up
Bangerang! Slice a cocunut in two,
now the foo knows what to expect outta you,
and so do you, on your ship, Jolly Roger that's it?
yah, and now their's danger with it's flying green neighbor
the thoughts of fatherhood flowing through Pete's saber
He's braver than the time at the dock before-hand
So I think it's bout time to save Neverland.
Peter returns to give the battle Hook's demanded
he's landed, cuts a hancock through the rig
red-handed,
expanded the chaos wrecks the stage set,
The kid in red wants to wring me by my neck,
wait a sec, it's the technique of a boy,
his novice sword skills that he tries to employ
leaves him free, and he sees
the tip of Hook's sword penetrates his white-T,
why Pete? you were like a father to me,
The captain of this ship better make like a tree
and leave these kids alone,
It's time for my children and I to go home,
This neverland place i've seemed to outgrown*
better of with a boy whose bravery's uknown.*
But wait, don't you leave,
remember what i did to ur shirtsleeve?
In the midst of a battle it ripped I do believe
and the cut on your cheek that made your face bleed?
you and I decided to make that jive treaty,
My sleigh hand tool just wouldn't agree
sweet, and neither did the tick tock's of my clocks
they shocked and mocked
you got caught on the spot
right above the giant croc,
stop STOP! don't drop!
the clock at the top said it's time to flip flop
and came right down teeth bearing on the spot,
the stomache acid's hot
and my eyes are bloodshot,
the skin starts to rot
i deserve what i got,
The belly of the beast for a muther fuckin twat.
The belly of the beast for a muther fuckin twat.
EDIT #4: refined versions of all 4 verses.....looking to make one last verse to complete the story, but perhaps its unnecessary....maybe another middle verse? i need to go watch the movie again...