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AIM letters:
Dear Brian, Please come to my place of employment, and bring Jenga Love, Amber
Dear Amber, hows your life treating you?
[11:01] greenfishTALL: sign your letter
[11:01] greenfishTALL: or I cant respond
Sincerely, Brian
Dearest Brian,
Life is good here in our small village of Pleasanton. Much to do, lots of ribbons to buy. How are you fairing in the city?
Warmest Regards,
Amber
Dear Amber, It is cold as shit o’er here. Balls is cold.
Fellow sufferer, Brian
P.S. dont do cocaine.
it fucks everything up
Brian,
I am sorry to hear its that cold there. Do you have the bluest of balls? You really should invest in a heating pad for them. Maybe even one of those lavender pillow things the vendors at the malls try to push on you. The ones that retain heat from the microwave.
Im hustlin’ cocaine, but I think I may move on to crack. More cost effective.
Your friend,
Amber