not ever happy to simply be NORMAL

May 10, 2008 11:28

I'm happy to be me
I am happy to not simply be normal
Becaue I'm me. READ THIS!

There were three guys talking in the pub. Two of them are talking about the amount of control they have over their wives, while the third remains quiet.

After a while one of the first two turns to the third and says,

"Well, what about you, what sort of control do you have over your wife?"

The third fellow says "I'll tell you. Just the other night my wife came to me on her hands and knees."

The first two guys were amazed. "What happened then?" they asked. "She said, 'get out from under the bed and fight like a man'."

A joke to start the day. This one I found particulary funny! Posting this all started with reading my sis's jounal...and how her bf is being a jerk...and being selfish. I thought about this one, and decided to share. I think it fits how it should be!
It's that feminism thing, which I couldn't escape, because my mother ingrained it into me. I will always be wonderfuly complex, but NO man will ever dominate me, because I'm too strong...and no man is good enough for me, but I have choosen to share my life with an imperfect man. Does anyone "hear" the sarcasm in this? But seriously, I do think its important for a man to know just how good he has it. And no matter what is wrong with my sis's guy, he should be greatful that she is standing by him. Maybe he needs a reality check? Let us just say he's lucky I don't live close....because I would not be his fav person.
gotta get off the Chad subject. EEEUUU. May all men wake up and realize they are blessed by the wonderful dynamic women in their lives!
Now, bow down....
HA!
I gotta go. The shit is getting too deep in here, need to shovel it out.
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