Aug 04, 2006 00:27
dude hes a whore, shes a whore, everyone is a whore.....dude god spoke to me today...he said your going to fucked up abortion struggles in 98 years. Dinosaurs roamed the earth back when I was a sexy dinosaur. iT was during the times of big red glowing monkeys psawning out of my bedroom back in the tap damncing tournament. me and contestant #1 are going to have a marshmallow eating contest so whoever eats 20 big dancing marshamllows wins the grand prize of beating the towelhead over the haed.
well I talked tro alisha and she is player hating on me, I POURED MY HEART OUT AND IT DIDNT WORK AT ALL, she just laughed at me, im hurt dearly. sorry alisha, you were a great sister darknesss of the darkness twins in the beautifulness of yourself.
hold on koala bears are rioting oujtside my window, they said I stole their fucking tree...BULSHIT, I borrowed it for a few minutes, if they wont take my candy then I will have to urnitate on them from a lawnmower. I will win...
NOTHING RUNS LIKE A DEER
DONT EAT DEAD BABY FETUSES
DONT....oh god
YOUR UGLY
YOU NEVER HATED ME...YOU BITCH
you know something cingular sucks, I drove by a billboard and it said least amount of dropped calls out of any carrier, that so fuckin bulshit, I drop like every call. I saw we go chop down all of their cell phone trees that way they go outta busniess and Coreyizon Wireless will forever reign on earth!!!
go to www.brianslaughtfilms.com its the funniest mutha fuckin website ever created, he is my homie G-unit nigrolio unit unit.
beofer all you adolescent children attempt to masterbate beforre you go to bed make sure you check the ceiling for "CEILING CAT" hei st themasterbation watcher, dont do it.
boyyyyyyyyyyyy do I lovvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvv chocolate, but I cant eat it or ill get FAT!!
"IT GON RAIN"
peace out gunits, im sicks of being here. enjoy your stay at my hotel, dont piss in the poool, its my toilet not yours!