i'm no prude, but...

[deeraven]

whoa. whoa. whoa. wait a minute. you mean to tell me that you, the COCK that lives next door, are okay with making this impression on me, ME your scary, black, pre-menstrual neighbor?!? you mean to tell me you had to bang that woman all night...encouraging her to MOAN all the livelong night...from 2 am to 5 am, with a revival at 7 am? You didn't even fucking encourage her to moan at REGULAR intervals, so that my brain could actually pin down the disruption and assimilate it into a "sounds of the night" white noise.No. you can't mean to tell me that you thought it would be okay to do *that* shit. I've got news for you,you "do you like to feel me inside you?" Casanova. SHE DOES NOT LIKE TO FEEL YOU INSIDE HER. SHE WAS FAKING!!!! she sounded like a porn star who records the sounds after the video has been shot, by herself in a dingy, terribly lit studio. you're probably rich or something, and she was definitely having you on for some sort of material gain. I can respect that. Let's just hope i never recognize her voice as i'm walking around campus. Cause, before jumping the bitch, I'm gonna ask her where your BMW is parked and i'm gonna wreak all kinds of havoc on its paint job.

signed,
a better lover than you will ever be