Dying’s for losers
I wanted to leave ya’ll with one of those stories I’ve been known for. It goes back to when I worked in the grocery store. Chris Webber bought a bunch of food and I asked, “is that credit or debit?” and he said, “credit… no debit” and I said, “wow this is just like the ncaa tournament, trying to use something you don’t have.” To which he promptly jump over the counter and started beating me. After a couple punches, I managed to kick him off of me. He ran at me and I grabbed his hands and threw him across the building. The battle waged on for a couple days until that kid from the fresh grocer pops out of the floor boards (look back to post Mar. 26th, 2006 07:24 pm) he starts chasing us with a shotgun. So me and Cwebb; that’s what I call him since this incident we’ve become good friends, only his good friends call him that. So me and CWebb are running from this maniac now helping each other out by distracting the guy by throwing stuff like food and shopping carts at him. We eventually make it outside, soon afterwards the kid cums out and me and CWebb pick up an 18wheeler and dropped it on the kid. He died. I go to shake CWebb’s hand but trip walking over to him and bumped into him, now I can say I ran into Chris Webber just like Tim did. So I shake his hand and he says, “yo man could I get a ride home whitch you?” and I said, “sure, where do you live the Wachovia center?” Folks!
Also, a while ago I started recording my dreams and I was reading through some and I read one that just caught me as funny. We were watching a movie called “The Universe: The Movie” and I had a pen and showed it to everyone. They asked what it said, it said, “The Universe: The Movie: The Pen”. I wanna do that and make all the merchandise say stuff like that.
Well I better get going, but be sure to tell everyone about +2 Awesome day, and I mean everyone. Friends, family, friends of friends, friends of family, friends of friends of family, people you just met but you told them about the party and they sounded interested so you got their number and will call them when the time cums, I want everyone to be there, and I’m talking people like Dave, Griffin, even Nasty trash.
Oh, and one more thing. I taped an episode of Justice league and everyone was wondering why I taped the first part and deleted the second. The reason is because like a day or two before that episode was on I was thinking that I really like it in stories when one of the characters strays away from the group and I just find it interesting when the two groups are wondering how the other is doing. After that episode was done, I thought, “hey, that’s just like me” so I rewound and recorded it. Now only I know what happens to super man and only I know what I did over the summer. I’ll tell you what happened when I get back. Well I better go, what do think I do, write live journal posts all day?
Also, a while ago I started recording my dreams and I was reading through some and I read one that just caught me as funny. We were watching a movie called “The Universe: The Movie” and I had a pen and showed it to everyone. They asked what it said, it said, “The Universe: The Movie: The Pen”. I wanna do that and make all the merchandise say stuff like that.
Well I better get going, but be sure to tell everyone about +2 Awesome day, and I mean everyone. Friends, family, friends of friends, friends of family, friends of friends of family, people you just met but you told them about the party and they sounded interested so you got their number and will call them when the time cums, I want everyone to be there, and I’m talking people like Dave, Griffin, even Nasty trash.
Oh, and one more thing. I taped an episode of Justice league and everyone was wondering why I taped the first part and deleted the second. The reason is because like a day or two before that episode was on I was thinking that I really like it in stories when one of the characters strays away from the group and I just find it interesting when the two groups are wondering how the other is doing. After that episode was done, I thought, “hey, that’s just like me” so I rewound and recorded it. Now only I know what happens to super man and only I know what I did over the summer. I’ll tell you what happened when I get back. Well I better go, what do think I do, write live journal posts all day?