This story is 100% true
Today at the dentist office some douche bag buisness man was on the phone while the rest of the room is silent and in this conversation he's like, "she fucked him, she fucked him, totally fucked him." and continued in the manner. And everyone heard it, so now that i am a soldier i had to do something so i give him this look that said, "what are you doing?! shut up" and he shoots back this look-shrug that said, "what are you looking at?" Then i had to take it to the level beyond dirty looks and i said, "dude, you just dropped like 5 f bombs, there are women present, there's a infint right, a senior, and your duaghter is right next to you." he had nothing and had to take his convo outside. My first victory in close combat.