An open letter of thanks
Dear strand and friends...
Thank you for entertaining me so thoroughly for the past hour, as I innocently traipsed through to leave a comment for our host and was sucked in by the frenetically entertaining entitity that is his Friends Page.
The Procrastination Fairy and I thank you.
Fair warning, though: the Laundry Elf, the Housecleaning Gnome, and the obnoxiously superior You-Really-Ought-To-Get-This-Stuff-Done-Before-Your-Wife-Gets-Home-And-You-Know-Other-Than-That-Slap-Dash-Review-You-Wrote-Last-Night-You-Haven't-Done-Any-Writing-For-A-Month Cricket all hate you.
Thank you for entertaining me so thoroughly for the past hour, as I innocently traipsed through to leave a comment for our host and was sucked in by the frenetically entertaining entitity that is his Friends Page.
The Procrastination Fairy and I thank you.
Fair warning, though: the Laundry Elf, the Housecleaning Gnome, and the obnoxiously superior You-Really-Ought-To-Get-This-Stuff-Done-Before-Your-Wife-Gets-Home-And-You-Know-Other-Than-That-Slap-Dash-Review-You-Wrote-Last-Night-You-Haven't-Done-Any-Writing-For-A-Month Cricket all hate you.