if you can't be gay, be a supporter...
That was the theme of yesterday's events. the gay pride day in st. augustine. daisy, reece, nate, cindia, myself, earl and a few others he met at UNF enjoyed an evening full of cake, free condoms, dental dams, pretty gay men, transgenders and creepy and non creepy lesbians. We roamed around the city to find a parking space which became more trouble than it should have. finally we found one, and yay we went on our way. i dont think we did anything before we got to the "block party" which was half of an ally behind some place. the "entrance" and i use the term loosely, was decorated with multi-colored or should i say rainbow balloons...i felt like i was entering disney on gay day. we took a quick pic and away we went. it was hotter than a prostitutes vagina on a sizzling lousiana night. there were booths and gay people, and a man named jack gave us all free protection such as male and female condoms, dental dams and randomly placed mints....alright whatever jack. he also informed us that florida is #3 in the country for HIV/AIDS...a comforting thought. thank god i dont have to worry. well la la la...there we are standing amongst people and quickly realizing that we some how managed to find ourselves in a situation foreign to all. then all of a sudden....**BAM** Red, a very creepy lesbian became a part of the eventful evening. and this i have no problem saying was cindia's fault....good job ace. she would not leave us alone! but thank god me, nate, daisy and reece formed our own little circle for the majority of Red's visit. We walk to a store, and all go inside...all but Red. then we made our move as she smoked outside. The next thing i know is that we are all in the back yard of the store seeing if there was a back way out. jackpot kids there was! like bats outta hell we hit the ground running! yes i ran thru the streets of historic st. augustine from a lesbian named red. now thats an experience i never thought i would have. so we are running, (an activity you all know i hate) and then we hide behind some house and waited for the rest of the group. at this point it was so hot that i wanted to just strip down naked and die. but we continued our escape from Red, and we were finally free of her. i wonder if she got mad that we all just left...hmmmm, too bad i dont care.
Hungry, hot and tired we walked the streets in search of food. but not before most of the group was almost hit by a speeding a car...i scremed because all i saw was daisy's head dart into the road, and head light's on her face. it was horrible. well after safely making our way across the street we walked into a restaurant, and the first thing i saw was a man in a dress with the back unzipped....did anyone else see it? i made a comment, but no one seemed too phased. well after deciding it was too expensive, we made our way back to the cars and headed to the village inn dun dun dun...
this was an experince...over priced shitty food, but magical conversations. earlman inhaling a dental dam, tampons being demonstrated( with the hands kids, with the hands) and the waitress being completely disgusted with us. after dinner...we headed over to the metro...kids i'm not longer a metro virgin! it was the fucking funniest shit ever! and best of all....chris hobbs was there drunk as fuck! i love you kid! the drag queens were so much fun...a dance between a queen and a gay black man was the ultimate entertainment...black guy stomped the queen out! bring it in. reece, nate and daisy couldnt get in but it was fun anyway....the lights were so fun! if i was like high or something i would have been totally tripping out. good times.
earlier in the day i went to see dodgeball with reece and daisy...funny as shit kids....well i'm out polish pride...and on thursday i spent the night at jordan's with stephanie...quick recap...wal mart, condoms, test, embarresment, cosmo, peeing every here, double testing, rice, jello, non stop eating..."you have sex so youre flexible", "it's too big to fit the hole...it has a battery!" 4:am, talking and farting..."youre not pregnant!"