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Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In January I put gum in brittgrc_1337's hair (-12 points). In July I set eye_play_bass's puppy on fire (-66 points). In June I put money in pyromaniac05's expired parking meter (14 points). In April I turned fall_into_blue in for farting in church (3 points). Last Wednesday _scarredbeauty and I donated clothes to the needy (11 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-50 points). For Christmas I deserve a moldy sandwich!
Sincerely,
deepredthoughts