jesus christ is lord.
HOW I WASTED MY CHRISTMAS MORNING:
m a m e 1 0 1 3: MERRY CHRISTMAS
deepfryeverythin: i know you?
m a m e 1 0 1 3: YEA!!!!! YOU DON'T REMEMBER... ISN'T CHRISTMAS GREAT?????
deepfryeverythin: no, christmas is stupid. who the hell are you?
m a m e 1 0 1 3: YOU DON'T REMEMBER ME... WHY IS CHRISTMAS STUPID????
m a m e 1 0 1 3: I THINK CHRISTMAS IS THE BEST TIME OF YEAR
m a m e 1 0 1 3: ESPECIALLY SINCE IT IS JESUS'S BIRTHDAY
deepfryeverythin: so who are you?
m a m e 1 0 1 3: MIKE
m a m e 1 0 1 3: YOU DON;T REMEMBER???
deepfryeverythin: from where would i know you mike?
m a m e 1 0 1 3: FROM LAST SUMMER
deepfryeverythin: be a lil more specific or shut up
m a m e 1 0 1 3: WHY ARE YOU BEING SO MEAN ON CHRISTMAS???
deepfryeverythin: coz christmas is a vapid useless holiday celebrating rampant consumerism, capitalism to the extreme, and lame fake holiday "cheer"
m a m e 1 0 1 3: i dont have any FAKE holiday cheer...i LOVE christmas....its the best time of the year... especially getting presents
m a m e 1 0 1 3: did santa come to your house last night??
deepfryeverythin: no santa did not come to my house last night
deepfryeverythin: so you all into jesus and whatnot?
deepfryeverythin: a bush voter too?
m a m e 1 0 1 3: I LOVE JESUS... AND JESUS LOVES ME AND YOU
m a m e 1 0 1 3: ILL PRAY FOR YOU
deepfryeverythin: ok you should do that
m a m e 1 0 1 3: AND I HOPE YOU FIND JESUS
deepfryeverythin: it will do a lot of good
deepfryeverythin: i will pray to this poptart im eating for you
m a m e 1 0 1 3: YEAH IT WILL... JESUS WILL HELP YOU IF YOU LET HIM INTO YOUR HEART
deepfryeverythin: it will do just as much good
m a m e 1 0 1 3: JESUS LOVES POPTARTS TOO
deepfryeverythin: i doubt that very much
deepfryeverythin: as jesus was long dead before poptarts came round
m a m e 1 0 1 3: WELL MAYBE IF YOU WENT TO CHURCH YOU WOULD UNDERSTAND
m a m e 1 0 1 3: YOU NEED TO GET YOUR MIND RIGHT
m a m e 1 0 1 3: JESUS DOESNT MAKE JUDGEMENTS... HE LOVES US ALL
deepfryeverythin: haha i assure you i know a great deal mroe about religion than you do
deepfryeverythin: have you ever read any biblical work outside of the king james version?
m a m e 1 0 1 3: WELL ALL I NEED TO KNOW IS THAT JESUS LOVES ME
m a m e 1 0 1 3: YES
m a m e 1 0 1 3: I LIKE TO LEARN ABOUT OTHERS' BELIEFS OUTSIDE OF MY OWN
m a m e 1 0 1 3: UNLIKE SOME PEOPLE
deepfryeverythin: ok you do
m a m e 1 0 1 3: I KNOW AND SO DOES JESUS
deepfryeverythin: but they are all a crock and only your religion is the one true path?
m a m e 1 0 1 3: HE KNOWS WHAT YOU DO...... ALL THE TIME
m a m e 1 0 1 3: NO I DON'T KNOW THIS.... BUT I BELIEVE IN MY RELIGION OVER OTHER PEOPLES'
deepfryeverythin: they are all a farse designed to subdue the masses, give comfort to the pathetically weak, and to make money for the clergy
deepfryeverythin: thats all religion is
deepfryeverythin: made up nonsense
deepfryeverythin: like fairy tales
m a m e 1 0 1 3: WELL I LIKE FAIRY TALES... AND I LOVE JESUS... AND YOU CAN THINK ABOUT THIS WHILE YOU AND THE REST OF THE ATHEIST FREAKS BURN IN HELL
deepfryeverythin: jesus walked on water! and turned water into wine! but it turned back at midnight and then jesus's chariot turned back into a pumpkin, fortunately jesus left his glass slipper at the ball so prince charming could find him.
deepfryeverythin: hahah hell
deepfryeverythin: thats the silliest thing ive ever heard
deepfryeverythin: you really believe in hell?
deepfryeverythin: a devil with a pitchfork for poking you in the butt?
m a m e 1 0 1 3: WELL WHY DON'T YOU WRITE TO ME FROM THERE SO THAT I KNOW THERE IS ONE... BECAUSE IF THERE IS.. I KNOW THAT YOU WILL GO THERE
deepfryeverythin: haha i cant wait
deepfryeverythin: how would i write to you from there?
deepfryeverythin: does hell have fed ex?
m a m e 1 0 1 3: ME EITHER... SO I BET THAT YOU GOT COAL FROM SANTA BECAUSE YOU DONT SOUND LIKE A VERY NICE PERSON
deepfryeverythin: im super nice and a half and all that junk
deepfryeverythin: however, religion is silly
deepfryeverythin: you believe in santa to i suppose?
deepfryeverythin: that makes sense
deepfryeverythin: santa and jesus are about equally as realistic fantasies
m a m e 1 0 1 3: WELL I NEED TO LEAVE YOUR SUPER NICE AND A HALF SELF TO GO OPEN SOME CHRISTMAS PRESENTS FROM SANTA BROUGHT TO ME BY JESUS.. SO ENJOY JESUS'S BIRTHDAY... REMEMBER TO WRITE WHEN YOU ARE BURNING IN HELL
deepfryeverythin: ill email ya, hell has a great internet connection these days
Now, time to have some jews over, smoke tons of weed, and order chinese.
m a m e 1 0 1 3: MERRY CHRISTMAS
deepfryeverythin: i know you?
m a m e 1 0 1 3: YEA!!!!! YOU DON'T REMEMBER... ISN'T CHRISTMAS GREAT?????
deepfryeverythin: no, christmas is stupid. who the hell are you?
m a m e 1 0 1 3: YOU DON'T REMEMBER ME... WHY IS CHRISTMAS STUPID????
m a m e 1 0 1 3: I THINK CHRISTMAS IS THE BEST TIME OF YEAR
m a m e 1 0 1 3: ESPECIALLY SINCE IT IS JESUS'S BIRTHDAY
deepfryeverythin: so who are you?
m a m e 1 0 1 3: MIKE
m a m e 1 0 1 3: YOU DON;T REMEMBER???
deepfryeverythin: from where would i know you mike?
m a m e 1 0 1 3: FROM LAST SUMMER
deepfryeverythin: be a lil more specific or shut up
m a m e 1 0 1 3: WHY ARE YOU BEING SO MEAN ON CHRISTMAS???
deepfryeverythin: coz christmas is a vapid useless holiday celebrating rampant consumerism, capitalism to the extreme, and lame fake holiday "cheer"
m a m e 1 0 1 3: i dont have any FAKE holiday cheer...i LOVE christmas....its the best time of the year... especially getting presents
m a m e 1 0 1 3: did santa come to your house last night??
deepfryeverythin: no santa did not come to my house last night
deepfryeverythin: so you all into jesus and whatnot?
deepfryeverythin: a bush voter too?
m a m e 1 0 1 3: I LOVE JESUS... AND JESUS LOVES ME AND YOU
m a m e 1 0 1 3: ILL PRAY FOR YOU
deepfryeverythin: ok you should do that
m a m e 1 0 1 3: AND I HOPE YOU FIND JESUS
deepfryeverythin: it will do a lot of good
deepfryeverythin: i will pray to this poptart im eating for you
m a m e 1 0 1 3: YEAH IT WILL... JESUS WILL HELP YOU IF YOU LET HIM INTO YOUR HEART
deepfryeverythin: it will do just as much good
m a m e 1 0 1 3: JESUS LOVES POPTARTS TOO
deepfryeverythin: i doubt that very much
deepfryeverythin: as jesus was long dead before poptarts came round
m a m e 1 0 1 3: WELL MAYBE IF YOU WENT TO CHURCH YOU WOULD UNDERSTAND
m a m e 1 0 1 3: YOU NEED TO GET YOUR MIND RIGHT
m a m e 1 0 1 3: JESUS DOESNT MAKE JUDGEMENTS... HE LOVES US ALL
deepfryeverythin: haha i assure you i know a great deal mroe about religion than you do
deepfryeverythin: have you ever read any biblical work outside of the king james version?
m a m e 1 0 1 3: WELL ALL I NEED TO KNOW IS THAT JESUS LOVES ME
m a m e 1 0 1 3: YES
m a m e 1 0 1 3: I LIKE TO LEARN ABOUT OTHERS' BELIEFS OUTSIDE OF MY OWN
m a m e 1 0 1 3: UNLIKE SOME PEOPLE
deepfryeverythin: ok you do
m a m e 1 0 1 3: I KNOW AND SO DOES JESUS
deepfryeverythin: but they are all a crock and only your religion is the one true path?
m a m e 1 0 1 3: HE KNOWS WHAT YOU DO...... ALL THE TIME
m a m e 1 0 1 3: NO I DON'T KNOW THIS.... BUT I BELIEVE IN MY RELIGION OVER OTHER PEOPLES'
deepfryeverythin: they are all a farse designed to subdue the masses, give comfort to the pathetically weak, and to make money for the clergy
deepfryeverythin: thats all religion is
deepfryeverythin: made up nonsense
deepfryeverythin: like fairy tales
m a m e 1 0 1 3: WELL I LIKE FAIRY TALES... AND I LOVE JESUS... AND YOU CAN THINK ABOUT THIS WHILE YOU AND THE REST OF THE ATHEIST FREAKS BURN IN HELL
deepfryeverythin: jesus walked on water! and turned water into wine! but it turned back at midnight and then jesus's chariot turned back into a pumpkin, fortunately jesus left his glass slipper at the ball so prince charming could find him.
deepfryeverythin: hahah hell
deepfryeverythin: thats the silliest thing ive ever heard
deepfryeverythin: you really believe in hell?
deepfryeverythin: a devil with a pitchfork for poking you in the butt?
m a m e 1 0 1 3: WELL WHY DON'T YOU WRITE TO ME FROM THERE SO THAT I KNOW THERE IS ONE... BECAUSE IF THERE IS.. I KNOW THAT YOU WILL GO THERE
deepfryeverythin: haha i cant wait
deepfryeverythin: how would i write to you from there?
deepfryeverythin: does hell have fed ex?
m a m e 1 0 1 3: ME EITHER... SO I BET THAT YOU GOT COAL FROM SANTA BECAUSE YOU DONT SOUND LIKE A VERY NICE PERSON
deepfryeverythin: im super nice and a half and all that junk
deepfryeverythin: however, religion is silly
deepfryeverythin: you believe in santa to i suppose?
deepfryeverythin: that makes sense
deepfryeverythin: santa and jesus are about equally as realistic fantasies
m a m e 1 0 1 3: WELL I NEED TO LEAVE YOUR SUPER NICE AND A HALF SELF TO GO OPEN SOME CHRISTMAS PRESENTS FROM SANTA BROUGHT TO ME BY JESUS.. SO ENJOY JESUS'S BIRTHDAY... REMEMBER TO WRITE WHEN YOU ARE BURNING IN HELL
deepfryeverythin: ill email ya, hell has a great internet connection these days
Now, time to have some jews over, smoke tons of weed, and order chinese.